I have so much in my spank bank! Let's see. Lately it's been threesomes with my wife and other people. I think about the two of us in both MFMs and FMF. I picture all sorts of people as the other partner: everyone from people I know to rich and famous celebrities. There's also pretty much an entire catalogue of women in my head, pretty much any lady I've ever found attractive is game. The more memorable she is or the more I see her, the more likely she will be a permanent entry into the spank bank.
What do you think about when you jack off?
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What I think about is the "nastier" the "better" and thinking of nothing or mundane sex does not float my boat.....nasty is nice!!!
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sometimes, but grandma's funeral is better
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That would be a very long list that's dependent on the moment. Most times though an amalgamation of past girlfriends, porn stuffs and made up stuffs.
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If I am not watching porn and wishing I was with the folks in the vid, (usually male) I am thinking about some guys I used to fuck around with YEARS ago, before I was comfortable with the idea of actually having a relationship with a guy beyond fucking. There were about 5 guys I would fuck regularly and it was so much fun and so damn naughty! So... without porn, thinking of some of those sessions or imagining new with those same guys again will get me off pretty fast!
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That happens a lot more... nothing sad about it. Maybe just phrase it to yourself like "the one that got away!"
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Sometimes I think about a hot sexual encounter that I've had that was hot
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I think about the straight friends i know i could never get down with that i have seen naked at the gym or else where sucking thier niec sacks or giving them the best sexual experience with a guy they will never have
I look at pictures of my wife or watch videos she has made me. Sometimes i incorporate and pair of her stockings by rubbing them on my cock.
I got a pretty great imagination when it comes to that.
Usually, I don't jerk when watching porn, I'll watch it for fifteen minutes or so, and just get hard as fuck and play with my dick, stroke it a little, it's kinda like foreplay. Then I take it into the bathroom, turn the hot water on, get it wet, and finish it off.
Sometimes I'll jerk it while looking at sexy pictures of chicks, I like em not nude, but just barely clothed, like bikinis or underwear, or I'll look at pictures of chicks I actually know. Lol if they only knew, "Hey thanks for that FB album, Bahamas Summer 2013! I been really enjoying it!"
But, mostly, I like to use my imagination.
It's mostly chicks that I know or have known that I want to bang, and I'll come up with a scenario in my head and kind of watch it unfold. Maybe we're going skinny dipping, and they're staring at my big dick and one of em starts blowing me while the others watch, or we're all taking a shower together and I'm fucking one of them while she tells me how big I am. Maybe one's in a skintight Supergirl outfit and the other a leather Catwoman outfit and she's saying "Fuck me Superman!" Shit like that.
Or I'll go back in my memory bank to a sexy memory I have stored, a couple hot girls in Catholic school girl outfits talking about big dicks, and I'll let my imagination take over from there.
I haven't smoked weed in a couple years, but that's one thing I really miss about it. I used to have a ritual of getting super stoned, then turning on the hot water in the shower. Smoking weed just lights a fire to my imagination and makes it ten times more vivid, like I can actually picture the things as if I'm watching it on TV. I highly recommend, for anybody who hasn't tried it yet
Usually, I don't jerk when watching porn, I'll watch it for fifteen minutes or so, and just get hard as fuck and play with my dick, stroke it a little, it's kinda like foreplay. Then I take it into the bathroom, turn the hot water on, get it wet, and finish it off.
Sometimes I'll jerk it while looking at sexy pictures of chicks, I like em not nude, but just barely clothed, like bikinis or underwear, or I'll look at pictures of chicks I actually know. Lol if they only knew, "Hey thanks for that FB album, Bahamas Summer 2013! I been really enjoying it!"
But, mostly, I like to use my imagination.
It's mostly chicks that I know or have known that I want to bang, and I'll come up with a scenario in my head and kind of watch it unfold. Maybe we're going skinny dipping, and they're staring at my big dick and one of em starts blowing me while the others watch, or we're all taking a shower together and I'm fucking one of them while she tells me how big I am. Maybe one's in a skintight Supergirl outfit and the other a leather Catwoman outfit and she's saying "Fuck me Superman!" Shit like that.
Or I'll go back in my memory bank to a sexy memory I have stored, a couple hot girls in Catholic school girl outfits talking about big dicks, and I'll let my imagination take over from there.
I haven't smoked weed in a couple years, but that's one thing I really miss about it. I used to have a ritual of getting super stoned, then turning on the hot water in the shower. Smoking weed just lights a fire to my imagination and makes it ten times more vivid, like I can actually picture the things as if I'm watching it on TV. I highly recommend, for anybody who hasn't tried it yet
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