I am not sure whether I am notorious for giving low ratings, but I will admit that I do have very high standards when it comes to judging the aesthetics of the Phallus.
Apart from my Phallic-related academic qualifications, I have had the pleasure of examining literally thousands of Phalli over the years. As such, I know a beuatiful Phallus when I see one.
Anyway, as I said, my dear, 7 out of 10 is a very good score! I am known for my honesty, also, and I guess some people like only to hear sugar-coated whispers about their Phallus. While I am always polite in my reviews, they are always frank.
Always,
Mrs. Candy
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The Perfect Phallus