what do you use to lube for your jo?

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  1. bigmix

    bigmix New Member

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    I sometimes use
    - KY
    - olive oil
    - or nothing

    not sure what do you frequently use, guys?
     
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    if i'm real desperate or i'm outa lube i use spit
     
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    For the last few years it's just been that silicone lube shit that costs 12 cents for 55 gallons but is sold for $22 for 8 ounces. Works great. Doesn't wear out. Stays lubricious when fucking in shallow, crystal blue ocean water off the coast of Brazil. However, it's a bitch to wash off completely in order to avoid developing an odd odor in the sub tropics.

    Otherwise, olive oil is our "get down and dirty on the matt" lube and body lotion/oil of choice at home.

    So much for the days in my late teen's/early 20's when the city by the bay was commonly called San FranCrisco. Vegetable shortening had some distinct advantages when cluster fucking at the tubs in the pre AIDS days. :rolleyes:


    Mmmm . . . pie crust!:biggrin1:
     
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    The Absolute best is a product called ALBOLENE - it is a facial cleanser and moisturizor for women - but it is known the world over as the best lube on the planet for hot j/o. Can find it in all drug stores.
     
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    Albolene? interesting!! will check that out then. thanks for the hint. ;)
     
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    LMAO! Thanks for posting that. I have completely forgotten about Abolene Cream. In my day as a young, swarthy gay man we referred to bottoms as "Abolene Queens!" I didn't realize they still make the stuff.
     
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    I usually use KY liquid or a non-silicone lube like Gun Oil Wet. Another GREAT lube to use is Cornhuskers lotion, a hand moisturizing lotion you can purchase in most drug stores. It relatively inexpensive and really is an awesome lube for j/o.
     
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    Usually spit but, sometimes gunoil
     
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    What do you do, Monst? Squeeze your biceps.:cool:

    Confidential note:
    When I lived in France, back in the Jurassic Era, I once bought some lubricant that the salesperson said had an ingredient that helped one get erect.
    I doubted it, and achieving erection was not great labour anyway, but since it was cheap, I bought it.
    And you know, I'd swear it worked.
    Haven't seen it since.
    Has anyone else heard of this stuff?
     
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    The only thing I squeeze with my biceps is your cock, wanna get off?
     
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    The only thing I squeeze with my ass is your cock, wanna get off?
     
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    You sure know how to put a smile on my cock face!
     
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    Since you put it so subtlely ...
    sure.:cool:
     
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    Mineral oil (the laxative). Cheap as dirt, odorless, tasteless, washes right off. Bud of mine turned me onto it years ago (he liked to freeze it for an hour or so before a session and that is definitely worth a try - it doesn't freeze solid, just gets thicker - but room temp works for me). Also if you're as lazy/sloppy as I am, pour it into an empty dishwashing detergent bottle with a pop open/close cap for your wanking convenience.
     
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    I use nothing - always a dry jack attack
     
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    My pre-cum is more than sufficient to get me wet and slick, but if anything else is ever needed, I use either KY or Vit E oil.

    Think I will try the gun oil someday...sound like it could help give an
    explosive ending.....
     
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    Would love to use ScaredLittleBoy's cum to jack off with...but I bet he wouldn't let me.
     
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    Either nothing or Albolene - the best. It's often provided free at j/o clubs.
     
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    Nothing for me.
     
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