what do you use to lube for your jo?

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I've switched from using the tears of orphans to Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream by Ben & Jerry's, partially melted with an oversized space heater.

So that's why you stopped telling me so many sad stories.

 

[B_Monster]

How do you kill the wild boar?
Does the boar die happy?

you use gunoil,

 

[saintedelephant]

I can't believe its not boy butter

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

you use gunoil,

You would, Monst.
But what about Primal_Savage?
(Remember, he likes lard on his dick ...)

 

[B_Monster]

You would, Monst.
But what about Primal_Savage?
(Remember, he likes lard on his dick ...)

He uses a gun, a big one!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

He uses a gun, a big one!

9 mm., it looks like.

 

[chavous]

when I look at MONSTER I don't need lube---I just blow!

 

[B_Monster]

when I look at MONSTER I don't need lube---I just blow!

Blow what?

 

[e1ectricfee1]

Spit or hair conditioner.

 

[Corius]

When I need relief from reading all the hot stuff on this site my brain has already sent messages and as I roll back my foreskin I have an abundance of wonderful lubrication to get me started. I never seem to run dry.

 

[ballsaplenty2156]

I'm a big fan of Astroglide or liquid KY. I also like WET.
I recently bought fleshlights and you have to use a non-silicon based lube with them or it fucks up the skin-like material.

 

[Primal_Savage]

How do you kill the wild boar?
Does the boar die happy?

Spear it to death! No spear? No problem. Then use a big rock hard mushroom on the end of a shaft.

WhatdayouthinK? With a :biggrin1: on its face.

 

[Primal_Savage]

Spit or hair conditioner.

Hair conditioner? Don't know about yours, but my leave-in HC sort of leaves my hair like a brillo pad.

 

[pasarefun]

Since I mostly jack off in the shower, I use liquid soap. It gets the job done!:biggrin1:

 

[SirConcis]

I have a bottle of almond oil got from the specialty aisle at supermarket.

 

[abaco]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Liquid Silk. It's the only stuff I've ever used that doesn't feel tacky, plasticky, oily, or fake. It feels to me like something produced by the human body.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

This is one of the reasons us ladies always carry a tube of moisturizer in our bags :wink:

 

[Prodad]

Am a major precummer - don't need any lube (when alone). But when I have a guy on the massage table (I do massage for pro athletes) - the massage ends with them getting slathered with ALBOLENE - from head to toe. It is soooo good for the skin and just happens to be the best lube on the planet - your skin will love you the next day. And the Str8er the dude the further he shoots - LOL! The Str8 dudes ALWAYS squirt - sometimes spontaneously! I stand by Albolene as the best - but I am going to try out LIQUID SILK for comparison. Never heard of it till now - thanks, Abaco!! Will give it a "shot"!

 

[D_Ho Lee Fuk]

all precum here, major leaker.

 

[silvertriumph2]

Well, after my stupid blunder of borrowing some gun oil from a friend and using it....and then discovering that the gun oil that some of you were "praising" was not "real" gun oil, I was set stright by one of the members.

He was nice enough to not laugh at me, but with me, and told me where to buy the "correct" Gun Oil. I ordered it, and after using it, have found it to be fantastic stuff!!
Damn, it is so slick, and stays slick....GREAT STUFF...

Thanks, my friend for stetting me straight...