What does a 9 x 7 inch cock look like?

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Thanks dongalong. As you just demonstrated, it's actually not really that hard to figure out that it is 9 inches long soft.

Oh yeah, it's not hard at all. All those half-disguised, semi-erect, positioned flatteringly shots really do prove it's as big as the longest erect penises on here even when flaccid!

Hail King Scanlan!
 
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it's actually not really that hard to figure out that it is 9 inches long soft.

It is not really possible for the viewer to figure anything out because your penis is not measured, and we have nothing at all to go on apart from some suspicious pictures.

If you want to convince the world of this magical claim of 9 inches soft then use tape or ruler and measure it correctly, this would take less than five minutes of your life. But you won't do this and we know why ;)
 

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It is not really possible for the viewer to figure anything out because your penis is not measured, and we have nothing at all to go on apart from some suspicious pictures.

If you want to convince the world of this magical claim of 9 inches soft then use tape or ruler and measure it correctly, this would take less than five minutes of your life. But you won't do this and we know why ;)
I have posted pictures of it measured, and still get the same lame comments about it being photoshoped or the ruler is fake. So why bother?
My hand is 4 inches wide and you can see that I could easily get at least 2 hands on it so you do the math.. and it wasn't even hard
 
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That is my penis enlargement goal but I wondering if I'll be satisfied that it's big enough when I reach that size.

Please post some pics if your cock is that big or if you have any photos on your computer that show a cock that big please post it.

Thanks!

Back to the subject at hand. This is what soft 9 inch long VPL looks like. scanlan 9 inch long soft.jpg
 
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Back to the subject at hand. This is what soft 9 inch long VPL looks like. View attachment 413939

How do we know there's a real dick in the underwear? Could be a carrot for all we know. What is all this underwear nonsense. Get your penis erect and measure it already... not exactly rocket science pal!
 
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No. I've come across many measurement photos of him and if done with a ruler Ina straight line with penis perpendicular to pubic bone, it wouldn't be 9" non-bone-pressed. Bone-pressed perhaps. Up there with the longest but not quite there is we adhere to proper measurement techniques.
You should have chosen "The SIze Police" as a psuedo! ;)
I disagree with that measurement technique on a curved cock, the tape measurement equals how much cock can enter a pussy/ass, there is greater length on the underside so the full 9.5" can penetrate without being blocked.
 

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You should have chosen "The SIze Police" as a psuedo! ;)
I disagree with that measurement technique on a curved cock, the tape measurement equals how much cock can enter a pussy/ass, there is greater length on the underside so the full 9.5" can penetrate without being blocked.

You can't measure a curve with a cock. That's why tapes aren't legitimate. They measure in 2 dimensions. Length is a one dimensional measurement. You wouldn't measure the underside of an upward curved cock and accept that as legitimate would you? Same idea with down curves.
 
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