MY IDEAL MAN WOULD BRING ME FREBIE PEPPERONI STICKS WITH POMEGRANATE ALOE JUICE, LOADS OF UNDERWEAR, AND WOULD LOVE ME FOR MY INNER CORES JUST LIKE THE STEPFORD HOUSEWIVES BUT TRULY BE NON-JUDGEMENTAL AND FORGIVING OF MY WAYS. BE MY BUDDY, MY ALPHA, MY STUPID ASSHOLE, AND JUST AN ASSHOLE, MARRIED, TRI-MARRIED, DIVORCED, WIDOWED, SINGLE, IN-RELATIONSHIP-SINGLE, DOG PERSON (CAT MMMM HMM) DADDY, NO LITTLE BOYS CAUSE THATS ME...BABY.