What doors has your BIG DICK opened for you?

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  1. earllogjam

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    Any opportunities or fringe benefits you've gotten just because you have a big dick?
     
  2. Drifterwood

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    I still hold the school record for the three legged race.
     
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    Big knobs have opened countless doors for me. ;)
     
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    :biggrin1:

    I've never noticed them, I'm too busy looking for the big knockers.
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Aside from countless legs, mouths(females, you creeps!:irked:) and slash, nothing really that special.
     
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    I use mine to open doors all the time, mind you I have to be careful with revolving doors, ouch!
     
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    My dick has paid for two homes in two coutries and gotten all around the world.
    And made some great friends. I didn't have to work in Micky D's in high school unlike my friends.
    I'ts been veddy veddy good for me.
     
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    Got me my first wife and that was a big mistake
     
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    I BREAK DOWN DOORS with mine. :buttkick:
     
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    I find sliding doors often open automatically when you are well endowed. Does this also happen for the lesser endowed?
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    In addition, when I was younger and in the summer, I used to do private underwater human manta ray uh, "demonstrations" for the female swim team. Now that opened more legs and pussies that I can't possibly forget if I tried.
     
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    Lmao...smutty bugger. :wink:
     
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    No such thing as a glass ceiling in my world.
     
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    I have reputation on campus for being the guy to go to as a "straight guys first time". More often than not, the guys are footy players. I love that, and I don't think I'd get that if I weren't hung
     
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    ... a can o' tuna. :cool:
     
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    My dick has never opened any doors, but I can use it to flip on the light switch without getting out of bed.

    Does that count?
     
  17. earllogjam

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    Wise arses, the lot of you! grrrrrr.
     
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    No doors, but a few of windows of opportunity.
     
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    I pick locks with my dick.
     
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    Depends how far away the switch is. :tongue:

    You're having one of your Chuck Norris days again, aren't ya? :biggrin1:
     
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