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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by earllogjam, Dec 26, 2010.
Any opportunities or fringe benefits you've gotten just because you have a big dick?
I still hold the school record for the three legged race.
Big knobs have opened countless doors for me.
I've never noticed them, I'm too busy looking for the big knockers.
Aside from countless legs, mouths(females, you creeps!:irked and slash, nothing really that special.
I use mine to open doors all the time, mind you I have to be careful with revolving doors, ouch!
My dick has paid for two homes in two coutries and gotten all around the world.
And made some great friends. I didn't have to work in Micky D's in high school unlike my friends.
I'ts been veddy veddy good for me.
Got me my first wife and that was a big mistake
I BREAK DOWN DOORS with mine. :buttkick:
I find sliding doors often open automatically when you are well endowed. Does this also happen for the lesser endowed?
In addition, when I was younger and in the summer, I used to do private underwater human manta ray uh, "demonstrations" for the female swim team. Now that opened more legs and pussies that I can't possibly forget if I tried.
Lmao...smutty bugger. :wink:
No such thing as a glass ceiling in my world.
I have reputation on campus for being the guy to go to as a "straight guys first time". More often than not, the guys are footy players. I love that, and I don't think I'd get that if I weren't hung
... a can o' tuna.
My dick has never opened any doors, but I can use it to flip on the light switch without getting out of bed.
Does that count?
Wise arses, the lot of you! grrrrrr.
No doors, but a few of windows of opportunity.
I pick locks with my dick.
Depends how far away the switch is. :tongue:
You're having one of your Chuck Norris days again, aren't ya? :biggrin1: