What doors has your BIG DICK opened for you?

[earllogjam]

Any opportunities or fringe benefits you've gotten just because you have a big dick?

 

[Drifterwood]

I still hold the school record for the three legged race.

 

[798686]

Big knobs have opened countless doors for me.

 

[TragicWhiteKnight]

Big knobs have opened countless doors for me.

:biggrin1:

I've never noticed them, I'm too busy looking for the big knockers.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Aside from countless legs, mouths(females, you creeps!:irked and slash, nothing really that special.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I use mine to open doors all the time, mind you I have to be careful with revolving doors, ouch!

 

[overninept5]

Any opportunities or fringe benefits you've gotten just because you have a big dick?

My dick has paid for two homes in two coutries and gotten all around the world.
And made some great friends. I didn't have to work in Micky D's in high school unlike my friends.
I'ts been veddy veddy good for me.

 

[carlton10]

Got me my first wife and that was a big mistake

 

[Calboner]

I BREAK DOWN DOORS with mine. :buttkick:

 

[D_Harry_Pitz]

I find sliding doors often open automatically when you are well endowed. Does this also happen for the lesser endowed?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In addition, when I was younger and in the summer, I used to do private underwater human manta ray uh, "demonstrations" for the female swim team. Now that opened more legs and pussies that I can't possibly forget if I tried.

 

[798686]

:biggrin1:

I've never noticed them, I'm too busy looking for the big knockers.

Lmao...smutty bugger. :wink:

 

[Drifterwood]

I BREAK DOWN DOORS with mine. :buttkick:

No such thing as a glass ceiling in my world.

 

[bigbrisguy]

I have reputation on campus for being the guy to go to as a "straight guys first time". More often than not, the guys are footy players. I love that, and I don't think I'd get that if I weren't hung

 

[b.c.]

... a can o' tuna.

 

[maxcok]

My dick has never opened any doors, but I can use it to flip on the light switch without getting out of bed.

Does that count?

 

[earllogjam]

Wise arses, the lot of you! grrrrrr.

 

[wallaboi]

No doors, but a few of windows of opportunity.

 

[Pendlum]

I pick locks with my dick.

 

[798686]

My dick has never opened any doors, but I can use it to flip on the light switch without getting out of bed.

Does that count?

Depends how far away the switch is. :tongue:

I pick locks with my dick.

You're having one of your Chuck Norris days again, aren't ya? :biggrin1: