What doors has your BIG DICK opened for you?

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to pick locks, because the locks know what's good for them and open automatically for him.

 

[798686]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to pick locks, because the locks know what's good for them and open automatically for him.

Ohhhhhhhh. :wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

There have been a lot of fun posts to this thread... but on a serious note... Like someone else said; it has opened a few windows of opportunity mostly in gay bars and clothing optional resorts.
Someone told me a long time ago that it's possible to sleep your way to the middle but to get to the top you need talent and/or intelligence. I was told that since I had both my professional life would likely be less complicated if I pursued my dreams with my pants on. It is one of the best pieces of advice I was ever given.

 

[Opalite]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

i've gotten free storm windows for a friend of mine.
i've won Metalica tickets for another friend.
and i've gotten two free rounds of drinks for my friends(5 of us)because the female bartender swore that my bulge was fake.
until i showed her it wasn't.