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I'm feeling grumpy today, and suffering a bit of a cabin-fever mood where co-workers are unwittingly getting on my tits through no fault of their own, so I thought I'd ask this question for a bit of fun...
For ladies who are mostly attracted to chaps, bear with me... consider for a moment that all you ladies simply aren't obsessed with guys' dicks. I know, shocking, right? lol. Okay, so dick is utterly off the table - whether it is too big, too small, too pink, too red, too hairy, owner too obsessed with it, etc. What ONE *non-dick* aspect of a guy's appearance or habits would *most* turn you off him?
For ladies who are more attracted to other ladies, same question but directed towards a female partner instead.
The stuff I'm wondering about are the simply peeves, like:
* wears more fake tan than you;
* wears white socks;
* too much/too little/wrong color facial hair;
* extremely hairy toes or extremely hairy back;
* wears socks in bed;
* body malodor, especially fishy smells (trimethylaminuria);
* picking his/her nose, and then - even better - tries to eat it;
* farting in bed;
* snoring;
* dramatically protruding nasal or ear hair or overgrown wild eyebrows;
* socks with sandals;
* excessively loud mastication;
* wandering eye while in your company;
* halitosis;
* bad/rotten/uncared for teeth...
* etc.
I think I fancy playing bingo and seeing how many of your responses I can identify with and cross off my own personal habits, compulsions, mental tics, and cute and cuddly personality traits...
For ladies who are mostly attracted to chaps, bear with me... consider for a moment that all you ladies simply aren't obsessed with guys' dicks. I know, shocking, right? lol. Okay, so dick is utterly off the table - whether it is too big, too small, too pink, too red, too hairy, owner too obsessed with it, etc. What ONE *non-dick* aspect of a guy's appearance or habits would *most* turn you off him?
For ladies who are more attracted to other ladies, same question but directed towards a female partner instead.
The stuff I'm wondering about are the simply peeves, like:
* wears more fake tan than you;
* wears white socks;
* too much/too little/wrong color facial hair;
* extremely hairy toes or extremely hairy back;
* wears socks in bed;
* body malodor, especially fishy smells (trimethylaminuria);
* picking his/her nose, and then - even better - tries to eat it;
* farting in bed;
* snoring;
* dramatically protruding nasal or ear hair or overgrown wild eyebrows;
* socks with sandals;
* excessively loud mastication;
* wandering eye while in your company;
* halitosis;
* bad/rotten/uncared for teeth...
* etc.
I think I fancy playing bingo and seeing how many of your responses I can identify with and cross off my own personal habits, compulsions, mental tics, and cute and cuddly personality traits...