What drives you absolutely to distraction, despair, or even drink?

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I'm feeling grumpy today, and suffering a bit of a cabin-fever mood where co-workers are unwittingly getting on my tits through no fault of their own, so I thought I'd ask this question for a bit of fun...

For ladies who are mostly attracted to chaps, bear with me... consider for a moment that all you ladies simply aren't obsessed with guys' dicks. I know, shocking, right? lol. Okay, so dick is utterly off the table - whether it is too big, too small, too pink, too red, too hairy, owner too obsessed with it, etc. What ONE *non-dick* aspect of a guy's appearance or habits would *most* turn you off him?

For ladies who are more attracted to other ladies, same question but directed towards a female partner instead.

The stuff I'm wondering about are the simply peeves, like:
* wears more fake tan than you;
* wears white socks;
* too much/too little/wrong color facial hair;
* extremely hairy toes or extremely hairy back;
* wears socks in bed;
* body malodor, especially fishy smells (trimethylaminuria);
* picking his/her nose, and then - even better - tries to eat it;
* farting in bed;
* snoring;
* dramatically protruding nasal or ear hair or overgrown wild eyebrows;
* socks with sandals;
* excessively loud mastication;
* wandering eye while in your company;
* halitosis;
* bad/rotten/uncared for teeth...
* etc.

I think I fancy playing bingo and seeing how many of your responses I can identify with and cross off my own personal habits, compulsions, mental tics, and cute and cuddly personality traits...
 

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Currently "the world" is gnawing on my last damn nerve.
*snit face*

A gender-specific reply would be "men" from casual dismissal of women's voices to horrible crimes. I am of the "men suck" mindset most of the time.

ETA: On Topic: Men who try to fix cars themselves and end up breaking more than was wrong in the first place.

I have seen many an oil change turn into major work cuz some rando wouldn't listen to a girl.
 
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Peeves:

Denial (you fucking *did* eat my crunchie, it wasn't "a ghost")

Innocent face (it just makes you look ridiculous)

Seriously, don't eat my chocolate and then say you'll get me another one at some unspecified time "later".

That was kind of specific I guess...
 

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Wears all white to a dirty/dusty/sandy situation, remains immaculate. I hate this man. I want to feed this man, gleaming, crisp, fresh white clothes and all, to some pigs. It's seriously triggering. Have the decency to pick up just a bit of dust like the rest of us. Asshole.
 

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Peeves:

Denial (you fucking *did* eat my crunchie, it wasn't "a ghost")

Innocent face (it just makes you look ridiculous)

Seriously, don't eat my chocolate and then say you'll get me another one at some unspecified time "later".

That was kind of specific I guess...

Ohh, that might almost count as therapy. Apparently it is good to get things out in the open :)

Mental note: not okay to infringe on other's chocolate property rights...
 

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Wears all white to a dirty/dusty/sandy situation, remains immaculate. I hate this man. I want to feed this man, gleaming, crisp, fresh white clothes and all, to some pigs. It's seriously triggering. Have the decency to pick up just a bit of dust like the rest of us. Asshole.

Okay then... For some reason, this reminds me of an old movie called the Man in the White Suit... The Man in the White Suit - Wikipedia

"The climax sees Stratton running through the streets at night in his glowing white suit, pursued by both the managers and the employees. As the crowd advances, his suit begins to fall apart as the chemical structure of the fibre breaks down with time. The mob, realising the flaw in the process, rip pieces off his suit in triumph, until he is left standing in his underwear..."
But I like this peeve, good venting!
 
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Okay then... For some reason, this reminds me of an old movie called the Man in the White Suit... The Man in the White Suit - Wikipedia

"The climax sees Stratton running through the streets at night in his glowing white suit, pursued by both the managers and the employees. As the crowd advances, his suit begins to fall apart as the chemical structure of the fibre breaks down with time. The mob, realising the flaw in the process, rip pieces off his suit in triumph, until he is left standing in his underwear..."
But I like this peeve, good venting!
Wow. I have never heard of this movie. I just know from a weird amount of experience that nothing good comes from my association with a man who is naturally repellant to dust, dirt, and dinge. If we all walk through the Hollywood hills, for example, up to that sign, and he doesn't get ANY of that red dust on his clothes nor his shoes, he is da debbil!

And now I am reminded of The Waterboy.

 
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Ohh, that might almost count as therapy. Apparently it is good to get things out in the open :)

Mental note: not okay to infringe on other's chocolate property rights...

Yeah I was holding on to that a bit more than I knew :yum

You can have my last tenner... But don't touch the chocolate in the fridge... Or the last ferrero rocher - I was saving that!
 

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Yeah I was holding on to that a bit more than I knew :yum

You can have my last tenner... But don't touch the chocolate in the fridge... Or the last ferrero rocher - I was saving that!
There is a mini fridge in my bedroom. In it, I store water, beer and wine, Atkins shakes, dark chocolate, haricots vert, baby carrots, vine ripened cherry tomatoes, cheese, and little individual dipping pots of salad dressing. Sometimes I have cold cuts or homemade dog treats in there too. Some energy drinks. I don't get possessive over food in the kitchen if you want it, eat it. But the fridge in my room? Don't make me cut you.
 
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Your bedroom has more food in it than my kitchen!
It's in there for beverages, but I found that lately, if I don't keep healthy snacks like those in my room, I'll wander into the kitchen and get myself into trouble. So, I store a bit less beer, which I don't drink much of anyway, and keep some cold cuts and veg.
 
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