What foods make your dick biggest?

[13788]

remotehypnosis: Has anyone noticed especially large erections after eating certain foods?

 

[Pecker]

The repast that makes my dick hard is usually food for thought.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Because of their high zinc content, oysters have long been thought to make not only the dick harder, but to stimulate the sex drive, also. All it takes is a little belief, b/c during my married years after an oyster dinner knowing what would soon be in store always produced some deep, deep penetration.

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper!

Sorry, I couldn't resist but to answer your question, like Roys Toy I have heard that oysters do indeed stimulate the libido and let's face it, the more aroused you are the larger and harder you will be. For me personally there are certain foods that get me very aroused. I am often wary of partaking of them because I know what they do to me. There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well.

 

[Serj]

I find that most sea food, especialy oysters or muscles are the best. Straight rice(No soy sauce) is also supposed to be good for that. It is supposed to clear out your system and promote better blood flow.

 

[13788]

remotehypnosis: Those scotch bonnet peppers do it for me!

 

[RICKY_27]

Originally posted by remotehypnosis@Jan 17 2005, 06:22 AM
Those scotch bonnet peppers do it for me!

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Hey 'Remote'!

Question: Do you eat the scotch bonnet peppers or insert 'em??

RICKY_27

 

[soccerfanatic]

Alcohol makes your penis huge *nods*

It also makes you highly attractive, bursting with confidence and instantly hilarious. Its proven

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Spank_The_Monkey@Jan 17 2005, 09:51 PM
Alcohol makes your penis huge *nods*

It also makes you highly attractive, bursting with confidence and instantly hilarious. Its proven

It makes you highly attractive and instantly hilarious only to yourself. Everyone else wonders, "How can we shut that shit-faced bozo up?" :blink:

 

[13788]

joe22xxx:

Originally posted by remotehypnosis@Jan 13 2005, 03:56 PM
Has anyone noticed especially large erections after eating certain foods?

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Pasta!

 

[philberttrw]

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Jan 14 2005, 11:03 PM
You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper!
There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well.

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You know, I will do whatever it is in my power to do to get an enormous erection out of your hot and bothered self, jeep... You're beautiful.

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Originally posted by philberttrw+Jan 24 2005, 10:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(philberttrw &#064; Jan 24 2005, 10:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Jan 14 2005, 11:03 PM
You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper&#33; 
There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well. 

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You know, I will do whatever it is in my power to do to get an enormous erection out of your hot and bothered self, jeep... You&#39;re beautiful.

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I don&#39;t think that you would have to try too hard.

 

[13788]

clownboots19: Italian food...dunno why, but it surely gives me a big boner for no reason...

 

[13788]

remotehypnosis: All italian food?

 

[Spork]

Pussy&#33;

(Oh, wait. Was that out loud?)

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by Spork@Jan 31 2005, 04:55 AM
Pussy&#33;

(Oh, wait. Was that out loud?)

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Yep, same results here.

Also, any food that happens to be in the vicinity of a beautiful naked woman also makes my dick the biggest.

puleeze&#33;

LapDog

 

[surferboy]

Strawberries get me uncontrollably horny.

 

[B_hungrick]

Salsa does it for me.

 

[yaoifun]

Hmm well mostly any fruit (i LOVE pomegranate&#33 especially red fruits, and anything hot and spicy

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I&#39;m getting worked up just thinking about it&#33;