What fruit or vegetable reminds you of sex?

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  1. D_Sir Dancealot

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    When you are in the supermarket and in the fruit and veg section. Do you think about sex when you purchase carrots,bananas,grapes,strawberrys,squash or any other veg or fruit?
     
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    I think about sex when I handle Romaine lettuce. One time, I had sex on a table and there was a bowl of ceasar salad just within eye veiw. I was so HUNGRY:tongue:
     
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    i work in the produce section at a grocery store and after awhile it just becomes fruit and vegitables to me, but i do think that cantalopue and honeydew melons would resemble a very nice rack
     
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    A power bottom buddy suggested that I prepare for a swap-fuck playdate with another hung dude by playing with a dildo (don't own one) or buying a decent sized cucumber. I did not but my trips to the vegetable stand have never quite been the same.
     
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    Definitely the cucumber on this one; I know it's clich&#233;d, but it has the strongest phallic resemblance in my mind.

    On a more sensual note, strawberries (and its playmate: whip cream) never fails to elicit a few naughty thoughts when I pass them in the store. This, like the cucumber above, is possibly the most hackneyed representation of sultriness and sexual fulfillment yet. But, it always does the trick.
     
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    I think Mangoes do for me... They are fragrant succulent and oh so juicy...and the color is to die for....
     
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    cumquats :biggrin1:
    'in private' I often like to call them cumsquats - LOL - I have to take care not to call them that when I am at the store.

    I sometimes feel self-conscious also when I am choosing a cucumber or a squash at the store, and on one occasion I got an odd look from the woman next to me :wink:

    but the more fleshy, pulpy and juicy fruits like mangoes, peaches and papayas actually have even stronger sexual connotations for me - eating them can be quite a sensual experience - and they can be great to share with your lover
     
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    The cumtwat.
     
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    dolf, I'm assuming you mean the fragrance of the durian, yes?

    For me, strolling through the produce aisle, it would definitely have to be a rutabaga.
     
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    :eek: are you sure? I think you need to elaborate on that one...

    I got intrigued by the Kiwano that was also listed there - also called African Horned Melon - that oughta mean summat :rolleyes:
     
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    I am lucky - I pick my fruit and veg mostly from gardens.

    A ripe fig is a visual and sensual delight as you open it up you see its deep reds and pinks, taste its sweetness and feel its juices trickle down your chin
     
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    A banana. A nice warm fleshy banana...nice, big, and meaty...:wink:
     
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    Quando sono in Italia ... mi sembra "le fiche" per la ragione ovvia... come LPD ha giĆ  detto.
     
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    Definitely the large 10 inch long , 10 inch neck girth pale orange squash. It is so phallic and sensual that all I can think about is sexing with it.. rarely about eating it! I even imagine that others recognize its extreme phallic symbolism to me! Occasionally I hand-pick and purchase a perfect specimen:tongue: :rolleyes: :wink: :smile:
     
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    When I was a student, I also did some time as a waiter. With the bill, we used to also bring chocolate (some white choc., some milk choc.) covered jumbo strawberries. A girl I worked with pointed out, "Have you ever noticed how the trays of strawberries look like a bunch of cock heads? Just the heads. I'm not sure if it's erotic, or scary." And went on to describe the red berry thru the white choc. almost looked like a pink head, etc. I've never seen them in the same way since. :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    A cucumber definetly:redface: I've even tried one before :eek: Man oh man did it deliver :wink: For all of the naughty minds on the site "No I did not use it in a salad after I was done!" :tongue:
     
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    Have you ever seen a dried peach? Buy one, or a dozen and you will see what I mean.
     
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    Actually, it was meant as a bad joke, I had not really given the fragrance much thought. When my sister was in a certain part of Asia she had said that the cabs would not transport you if you had a durian with you. Coincidentally, cabs here will not transport you if you are having sex. Perhaps this is not just a coincidence.:biggrin1:
     
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    Figs. So sweet and delicious. And so unnoticed before I read this book.
     
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