What fruit or vegetable reminds you of sex?

[bree]

Well having sex is great and adding extra sweet flavor is better.. I have used grapes, bananas, strawberries,a nd blueberries..

 

[B_Stronzo]

Figs. So sweet and delicious. And so unnoticed before I read this book.

in my previous post on this thread BBS "le fiche" means figs in Italian.

In it's singular form ("la fica") it's used the same way "pussy" is in this country to refer to the female genitals.

Figs it is! :smile:

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

Well having sex is great and adding extra sweet flavor is better.. I have used grapes, bananas, strawberries,a nd blueberries..

Summer fruit pudding anyone?

 

[bluekarma]

I would have!! After all - waste not, want not. Besides, my pussy tastes mighty yummy, I have to say :wink:

"No I did not use it in a salad after I was done!" :tongue:

 

[GoneA]

I would have!! After all - waste not, want not. Besides, my pussy tastes mighty yummy, I have to say :wink:

I'm dying for a taste ... a taste I'm sure isn't acquired.

 

[dreamer20]

Cucumbers and carrots do remind me of phalli.

But most of all GoneA keeps reminding me of sex.:wink:

 

[mephistopheles]

Everything!

If it doesnt look like phallus it looks like a vagina or an ass or anything!

Maybe I'm just a pervert, but most things remind me of sex.

See that ink pen over there? ... Yea

What's that in your hand, a Television remote control? ... Yea

What's that, A lemon? ... Yea

What's the you got your lips wrapped around, a penis? ... Yea


EVERYTHING

 

[GoneA]

Cucumbers and carrots do remind me of phalli.

But most of all GoneA keeps reminding me of sex.:wink:

Ooooh baby come do me!!! :tongue:

No really, if I constantly remind you of sex then my mission here has been accomplished. :wink:

 

[bluekarma]

Do you think if I shipped it next day air it would stay fresh? The cucumber that is....:biggrin1:

I'm dying for a taste ... a taste I'm sure isn't acquired.

 

[tripod]

Oh yeah, cucumbers are pretty hardy vegtables. Some guy with a big dick (Hung9?) mentioned the pale squash. I think of the fat base as my balls, and the shaft as my cock. Puts a smile on my face when I walk by them, knowing that I am as thick as some of the Squash!!!

 

[Alecia19]

Probably cucumber

 

[B_RoysToy]

The comfort LPSG provides! I've always had a tinge of embarrassment 'cause of my having 'dick' thoughts about bananas and always cucumbers. Just picking out the perfect cucumber, wrapping my fist around it and mentally comparing it to a hard dick has accompanied my selection before every purchase. I've even been known to put the tape measure on some (not in the store), just making sure my judgement was accurate. The 7.5 to 8.5 range makes me happy. After reading this thread, I'm thinking there are other perverts among us!

 

[tripod]

7.5 to 8.5 what? Girth?

 

[B_RoysToy]

7.5 to 8.5 what? Girth?

When I typed that I considered giving girth, but didn't. I'm sure my reason for the 7.5 to 8.5 length is because I'm more familiar with that measurement. I've also very familiar with a 6.5 girth and seldom select a cucumber any thinner than that! Thanks for bringing that to my attention, tri!

 

[dreamer20]

Ooooh baby come do me!!! :tongue:

No really, if I constantly remind you of sex then my mission here has been accomplished. :wink:

You're so eager that you finished the mission before we've even started.

Nevermind GoneA. I'll soon have you debriefed and given a new assignment. :wink:

 

[quercusone]

Cumquat.......sp?

 

[Gisella]

People, people..look what I found!

Artistic people are another specie of humans for sure....


http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[tripod]

People, people..look what I found!

Artistic people are another specie of humans for sure....


http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/

That is AWESOME! Gisella you are a trip!

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

People, people..look what I found!

Artistic people are another specie of humans for sure....


http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Well done. Gold star for you!:smile:

 

[Shelby]

People, people..look what I found!

Artistic people are another specie of humans for sure....


http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Nice find!

Peaches have always seemed erotic to me.