Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed. It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all. Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.