What good is a big dick? I'm still home alone.

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by kelly_r_1983, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. kelly_r_1983

    kelly_r_1983 New Member

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    Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed.

    It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all.

    Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.
     
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    you should have showed it to your buddy's gal.
     
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    yea i know the feeling, same thing with me, typical friday or for the most part my weekend, home alone, bored and horny as fuck while my other friends(usually assholes) are out getting some pussy right now and here watching porn and on the site
     
  4. Principessa

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    The thing about having a big dick, is that you can't act like a big dick or you will never get to use it.
     
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    join the club, brother.
     
  6. kelly_r_1983

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    Do you know how to do that? I sure don't. If I pulled it out in the bar, or put her hand on my jeans at the crotch, I would have had a drink thrown in my face (best case -- if I was lucky) or gotten pounded by my pal Aiden who was working that chick.

    For a while back in school I carried a phone pic of myself at full mast. I'd whip the phone out rather than the real thing, to see what people would say. The same women who'd give me a OMG in real life gave me a "oh gross" when they saw a photo. Naturally I killed that strategy in short order.

    Ah, well.
     
  7. MovingForward

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    Thats why there is someone out there for everyone. Even pencil dick.
     
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    Thank you. Just cause you have a large dick.. it wont make the ladies fall at your feet wanting to fuck you. Check out the thread we created in the girls section about the first things we notice about males... and work with that.
     
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    i know for me its hard, because around here girls like the thugish type or the badboy type of guy and im not that, and most girls want a bf and i did that and got cheated on and tell them i am not looking for that right now, and because of all these factors i havent had sex in over 6 months, which is why im usally home on nights like this
     
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    Look on the positive side 'You have more to play with.' :wink:
     
  11. tiff86

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    :smile: That's funny. Yeah it's probably true too. Hey tho to the original poster sorry it was a sucky night but if it makes you feel better my bf is big and I lovve it :smile:.
     
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    I'm sad to hear of your frustration and loneliness and don't know what to suggest. But it is a boost to my ego because I'm 60, have a 5 incher, 5 ' 5" tall, 180 lbs, but I have so many gf's that I can't manage them all. But the point is that it's definitely not dick size or good looks that get me gfs.
     
  13. goldeneye

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    You're good looking. If you're home alone on a Friday night it's probably because you're not putting yourself out there. Try that. And if that fails, uh......come over to my place lol.
     
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    That's why I don't enjoy stories were people worship a big penis. Having a big one is great, but it doesn't have overwhelming power. In a lot of cases, people just don't care. Being big is great for those situations where it matters, but those situations are almost always situations where you are already going to have sex no matter your size (except for very very small, of course), or where you've got no chance of sex (such as a locker room).

    So when I read a story saying that a guy pulls out his huge whopper and the woman falls to her knees in shock at its size and is irresistibly drawn to sex, I can't help but think that it would never ever happen like that in real life. That ruins the fun a bit.
     
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    There is always saturday nite!!!
     
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    Hmmmm...
    I know how ya feel.... Been there, done that, elbow got sore.:biggrin1:

    The WORST thing you can do is to admit defeat. become bitter, and essentially slink away with you ..UM.. tail between your legs.
    Okay.. I've been drinking AND smoking pot...I'm as horny as a goat with a Viagra prescription.
    So I might have to take matters into my own hands- pun intended- tonight....
    That DOESN'T mean Saturday is a wash-out...
    or Sunday...
    or MONDAY....
    (Tuesday, i work :tongue:).

    NEVER give up.

    I'm pretty sure you know more than one woman, and SOMETIMES a good buzz and flagpole-flogging may be what the doctor ordered....

    excuse my bluntness, BUT!!!

    Women may have cornered the market when it comes to pussy, but YOU have two homegrown hands...
    think of them as Temporary "meat " substitutes.

    You'll get laid eventually, and "peanut dick" will probably feel the way you do now.

    Don't sweat it.
     
  17. Jovial

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    That's kind of harsh, njqt. It sounds like you're assuming he acts like a big dick and that is why he's home alone now. We really have no idea why he couldn't hook up tonight.
     
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    When you all get this tallied up let me know the results. I'm still home alone too, even though I'm not that big...:mad:
     
  19. caretaker

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    A big dick might help you get a lady, but it will not keep her if you mis treat her, she would rather be with a guy who might be much smaller but shows her love and kind words. I made my mistakes when i was young and cocky, a girl would hear about my size and want to find out for herself and of course that would make a guy full of his self, but as i have got older I realise that being hung might peak her interest and make a woman courious at 1st, but if you turn off her heart, it will not matter how big it is, you will just be the ex who is hung while she is happy else where.
     
  20. CUBE

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    Good words. Plus it is not always easy to meet people. They don't know you if you remain at home. I think you have to network and also get out in the word and do stuff. Go to the mall even, a gym, a group, a college class. Put yourself out there. If you just want to fuck go to the net and find that group and hookup...if you want to date search for that group. You guys are much better than just a big cock.:smile:
     
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