What good is a big dick? I'm still home alone.

[B_theOtherJJ]

This thread is funny. Guys with Big cocks whining about having a BIG one and being alone. Are us guys that are smaller or average sized supposed to have sympathy for you???

I am often with guys that are disappointed when they find an avergae tool in my pants, when they are out hunting for the huge, rare cocks they see on sites like this...

Sorry guys, No sympathy from me. Guess we ALL have our crosses to bare ?

 

[playainda336]

I know the feeling dude, I know the feeling.

The thing about having a big dick, is that you can't act like a big dick or you will never get to use it.

That's kind of harsh, njqt. It sounds like you're assuming he acts like a big dick and that is why he's home alone now. We really have no idea why he couldn't hook up tonight.

I agree. While my friends DO describe me as a dick, most girls who I come in contact with describe me as one of the nicest guys they know...I think therein lies the problem.

Well, there's always the lesbian who wants me to be her dildo...:biggrin1:

 

[sortofbigthen]

I can honestly say that from your attitude you deserve all the frustration and loneliness.

The fact you've got stolen photos in your gallery doesn't help much online either

 

[rope9839]

Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed.

It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all.

Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.

Next time you go out with your bud make a deal in advance to work as a pair. Even offer to be the wing man and take the chubby friend to help him hook up with the babe. Do that a few times, because a) he'll owe you one some day and b) word will start to get around and you might see the hot chick alone one night. YMMV, but it has worked for me.

 

[B_Just Joe]

its also a possibility that he just has trouble approaching a woman. i know i do. cant hit on a woman to save my life.

 

[RogersPkBi]

well if any of you guys are in chicago and dont mind hangin out with another guy, drop me a line.

 

[T-Lex]

its also a possibility that he just has trouble approaching a woman. i know i do. cant hit on a woman to save my life.

Maybe you should practice on a dude? yum:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Its what you do with it . Isnt it?

 

[SilverSoldier]

Reading all these posts about you guys complaining that you have big dicks but can't get a date or hookup has a common thread.

You're all acting like losers. Not that I can see conclusively that you act that way all the time, because we all have a pity party for ourselves now and again, but look, if you don't want to be alone, then don't act like a victim.

The reasons your asshole buddies with short dicks get dates is because they act like they've got their lives together--even if it's for just an hour in the bar. They exude enough confidence to be interesting, and therefore attractive. They don't overdo it.

So if you don't want to be alone next weekend, practice some good posture, a killer smile, and be your best, confident, self. Doesn't mean you're an arrogant jerk. It just means you are attractive in attitude, presence, and persona.

Just a little friendly advice from a former loser.

 

[B_Just Joe]

Reading all these posts about you guys complaining that you have big dicks but can't get a date or hookup has a common thread.

You're all acting like losers. Not that I can see conclusively that you act that way all the time, because we all have a pity party for ourselves now and again, but look, if you don't want to be alone, then don't act like a victim.

The reasons your asshole buddies with short dicks get dates is because they act like they've got their lives together--even if it's for just an hour in the bar. They exude enough confidence to be interesting, and therefore attractive. They don't overdo it.

So if you don't want to be alone next weekend, practice some good posture, a killer smile, and be your best, confident, self. Doesn't mean you're an arrogant jerk. It just means you are attractive in attitude, presence, and persona.

Just a little friendly advice from a former loser.

Thats a little harsh and unnecessary. im perfectly happy with my life. most of us are simply making statements of speculating.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

When you all get this tallied up let me know the results. I'm still home alone too, even though I'm not that big...

Then why don't you invite me over? :wink:

 

[johnlucas-1]

Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed.

It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all.

Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.

One word: ADVERTISE.

It is not that hard for you to find someone to get with.
Sometimes you might just have let people know of your features.
Madonna went to clubs that specialize in guys like you and there are many Yahoo groups where guys like you can find women.
And if all else fails try big-date.com | Busty Women and Hung Men Personals

Creativity is your problem, not opportunity.
John Lucas

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Next time you go out with your bud make a deal in advance to work as a pair. Even offer to be the wing man and take the chubby friend to help him hook up with the babe. Do that a few times, because a) he'll owe you one some day and b) word will start to get around and you might see the hot chick alone one night. YMMV, but it has worked for me.

WTF?!?
Believe it or not, the chubby one doesn't need your pity fuck.
Chances are she can get laid much easier than you.
How chivalrous you are to throw a fat girl a fuck to please your friend. Now if that's not being a whore, I don't know what is.
I can't believe you, or anyone else would fuck anyone you are not attracted to, doesn't that seem a bit fucked up?!?


Jenn's rant has ended.

 

[rope9839]

WTF?!?
Believe it or not, the chubby one doesn't need your pity fuck.
Chances are she can get laid much easier than you.
How chivalrous you are to throw a fat girl a fuck to please your friend. Now if that's not being a whore, I don't know what is.
I can't believe you, or anyone else would fuck anyone you are not attracted to, doesn't that seem a bit fucked up?!?


Jenn's rant has ended.

From the sounds of it you haven't ever been in his position. It might not be politically correct, but I could help the boy get laid if that's what he is wanting.

 

[peterbiltII]

If you lived around here you would NEVER be home alone! I can handle huge cocks but I would like for someone to tell me how to control the gag reflex. I would love to be able to lie back and let some big hunk do pushups over my face like he's fucking pussy, without choking. Help.

 

[Adam875]

What good is a a big dick? You can have a good time with it, even if you are alone, and sometimes the more alone the better, for that matter.

 

[B_New End]

I have found alot of good advice here, mixed with some of my own, I dont have a hard time at all... with hot chicks

1. shave your 5 o clock shadow
2. chin up
3. tuck your ass in, straighten up your back
4. eye contact... dont look away, even if you think shell think you are a stalker creep psycho. this takes practice, btu it works like a charm. Do not avert your eyes, if you do, she thinks she is too beautiful for you... and she is.
5. If you got a big dick, be patient, the time will come when you can mention it, but dont be a premature bragger!!

 

[CUBE]

i know i do. cant hit on a woman to save my life.

Are you kidding??? If I looked like you I would have a house free and clear in Laguana. You may intimidate by your strength of look...make sure you smile and make the opening statement....so they see you are a nice guy. Just so you know...I'm never wrong on the straight cases. Good Luck.

 

[8dot75]

WTF?!?
Believe it or not, the chubby one doesn't need your pity fuck.
Chances are she can get laid much easier than you.
How chivalrous you are to throw a fat girl a fuck to please your friend. Now if that's not being a whore, I don't know what is.
I can't believe you, or anyone else would fuck anyone you are not attracted to, doesn't that seem a bit fucked up?!?


Jenn's rant has ended.

Bravo , Jenn-

Besides.. the "chubby girl" MIGHT be more in his sights than the sickly Paris Hilton lookalike!
it just goes to show that sometimes the BIGGEST dicks don't HAVE them, they ARE them!

 

[deleted87637]

Get you a couple of those Big Johnson tee shirts to wear when you go out.