What good is a big dick? I'm still home alone.

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Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed.

It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all.

Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.

So cos women aren't falling at your feet because you apparently have a large penis you are complaining?

Grow up ffs
 

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Well, here I am again. 1:40 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I've probably had too much to drink and definitely spent too much money. I walked to the subway alone because my buddy (and his peanut-sized dick) hooked up, and I'm alone and checking out porn online. I'll finish this post, spank my meat to some video and then go to bed.

It's supposed to be better having a large penis. That's why the other guys are jealous of us. But here I am alone again. Let's tell the truth -- it's nice to hear the ladies say "oh my god that's huge" but it doesn't really help at all.

Just depressed, half-drunk, horny as a sailor and venting frustration. Thanks for reading.


God, if this isn't my life.

Just demonstrates the relative importance of dicks to dating..
 

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kelly_r_1983: we've all been there, drunk, horny, and lonely, no matter what size we are, I imagine. But look at it this way, your "20% Gay" interest gives you better odds on a slow Saturday night! :)
 

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Problem is you guys are straight! hahaha

I'd let you guys fuck me in an instant. And I'd suck your dick deeper than any chick every could.....
 

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Exactly Right Caretaker!
"A big dick might help you get a lady, but it will not keep her if you mistreat her, she would rather be with a guy who might be much smaller but shows her love and kind words. I made my mistakes when i was young and cocky, a girl would hear about my size and want to find out for herself and of course that would make a guy full of his self, but as i have got older I realise that being hung might peak her interest and make a woman courious at 1st, but if you turn off her heart, it will not matter how big it is, you will just be the ex who is hung while she is happy else where."
 

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Kelly,
Loneliness can be tough, and can skew the view... I think you just need to get connected to a good network. There are lots of folks with all kinds of attributes that end up home alone. If we were networked and you were home and bored, I'd love to come out and play. There are bound to be countless thousands ready to do the same thing. You just need to reach out to folks who are interested in playing with big members. From the pictures, I definitely have curiosities and am sure other folks do as well. :wink:
 

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there's more to getting girls than having a big penis
i dunno, personality might be important too...
just a thought

I've never slept with anyone I wasn't attracted to physically. I have slept with guys with less than sparkling personalities however.


Bars are the wrong venue for guys with big dicks to pick up chicks. You need to go online or some place where you can flaunt your bulge. Beach parties, the gym, Venice beach, you get the drift?

Also just because you have a big dick doesn't mean everyone is gonna be attracted to you nor want to have sex with you. Just sayin.
 
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I'd fuck any girl that i find attractive even at the expense of their personality, I won't dat them, just talk them to sex.
Having said that, no matter how big, average or plain small we are, women get together with us if we have the personality to attract them, because most (not all) will open their good to you based on how well or excited they feel in your company, even a few hours company is enough to get the notch down.

My best friend (female) many times states -when i am telling my difficulties to notch a girl- that if they knew the type of cock i am packing and how good i am at fucking, they would go inmediately to bed with me....
BUT since it doesn't work like that (only online) the good old fashioned personality is the ruler. That is the truth, if you want a girl, you must meet them and let them know your good personality (for them anyway) before you can do something else. Otherwise you will just be home alone wanking.

way to revive a thread! 67texas?
 

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Kelly,
Loneliness can be tough, and can skew the view... I think you just need to get connected to a good network. There are lots of folks with all kinds of attributes that end up home alone. If we were networked and you were home and bored, I'd love to come out and play. There are bound to be countless thousands ready to do the same thing. You just need to reach out to folks who are interested in playing with big members. From the pictures, I definitely have curiosities and am sure other folks do as well. :wink:
ok this thread is over a year old. I hope he has had better luck since he hasn't posted since 2007.
 

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Do you know how to do that? I sure don't. For a while back in school I carried a phone pic of myself at full mast. I'd whip the phone out rather than the real thing, to see what people would say. The same women who'd give me a OMG in real life gave me a "oh gross" when they saw a photo.
kelly_r_1983, if you're still listening: Don't get me wrong, it's a good thing to be well hung. But if you think that it's going to get you laid more often, or that somehow sex is better just because you have a big dick, I hate to disappoint you. You might be blessed with some raw talent, but you're going to have to work on your skills as a lover to improve your sex life. I honestly think that well hung guys have to consciously work at being better in bed because we're conditioned to believe that just because we're physically gifted, we're somehow better at sex without even trying. And nothing could be farther from the truth. Recognize that factors other than "size" make you appealing to potential partners, and work on them. Your size should be a "plus" to everything else you have going for you, and not everything you have to offer.
 

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Kelly, Maybe you've unknowingly answered your own question: a big dick is not the solution to everything...not the passkey to paradise. It takes many other qualities and attributes to make up a whole human being. And whatever the size, a dick is not the measure of a man..... Do I hear a bit of contempt in your voice for your buddy with his "peanut dick"? Hope not. Maybe you should raise your sights just a little higher than the crotch...? -- Forgive me if this sounds like preaching--I sincerely do not intend it as such. So let me now come down from my pulpit (lol!) and say that in all sincerity and good will, I hope you get your problems solved and have a happy, productive life...... Best to you, KdG

P.S. And in all seriousness, have you thought of cultivating your 20% a bit? Your chances of easing into the swim there could well be better, and might give you a few pointers on useful people skills, men or women...?
 
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A girl has no idea what you're packing until the intimate moment arrives. Simply having a big dick entitles you to nothing. It's all about knowing how to play the game.