What happened to toilet paper?

[silvertriumph2]

Silvertriumph2, that's what I was waiting to hear. Thanks. I'll try it.

LOL.....
Your thread reminded me I only had two rolls of MARCAL left, so after I
posted, I went to the nearby super market to get a few rolls until I could get
back to the store that sells it cheaper.

On the way, I passed a 99cent store and noticed they had a window full
of MARCAL Tissue. I asked the price and was told $0.60 each or $11.00 for a
20 roll pack ($.055 each). That's cheaper than the $0.70 and $0.80 per roll
I've been paying.

Most of the other brand tissues are $0.99 or $1.19 a roll!

Arri, I hope it works well for you.

 

[new_n_curious]

Nowadays they don't make things to do the job, everything has been redesigned with the enviroment in mind.!! It bio-degrades in your hands.! lol

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Simple solution to all of your botty needs...... Izal :biggrin1:

Found in most school bogs in the 80's in the UK, often left your arse as smooth as wiping with 20 grit sand paper (and very sore), and often used by the Math's Dept as tracing paper :wink:

izal toilet paper Carbolic Soap Co.

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/household-products/izal-toilet-paper/1011376/

(Yes, ASDA / Wal-Mart (UK) still sell this stuff).

 

[Deno]

come on, all together now....."B O U N T Y". Or you could just skip the paper part and use you finger if your gonna get shit on it anyway.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I'm sure that most of us have 'accidentally' fingered ourselves now and then.

Ass cleaning tips

Like that time you accidently fingered me? ...... Twice!:biggrin1:

Anywho, I notice the same thing, could be that it's cheaper but it also makes sense that we're probably using more force than we did when we were kids. I went to turn off the ceiling fan and yanked the whole damn cord off earlier.

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

TMI, Dude!

Amen.

 

[arrivaderciroma]

I'd feel better if I knew what TMI meant, Jason and Naughty. I'm sure I'll laugh.
Arri.

 

[DaveyR]

I have a bidet and use that

 

[curious n str8]

Nothing like getting shit on your hand wish more ppl would then ppl would wash thir hands more lol :biggrin1: hope you didn't do what this money did though...YouTube - Monkey sniffs funny

 

[hot-rod]

I'm sure that most of us have 'accidentally' fingered ourselves now and then.

Ass cleaning tips

 

[B_Hickboy]

I been wiping my own ass for years so I consider myself an authority. However, over the past year I've noticed that when I'm wiping I'm also breaking the paper most of the time and having a finger enter my ass. To avoid this I now have to fold the paper into four layers, resulting in a too thick and clumsy wad. Now, I don't think I've changed anything about the way I wipe myself but the paper is tearing...all brands i've used. I suspect that over the past year manufacturers have cheapened the product. Anyone have similar experiences or observations?

Trim your fingernails.

 

[nudeyorker]

This is one thing I never thought I would be sharing here. Start with Cottonelle wet wipes follow with normal TP finish with the wet ones and you will be clean as a whistle!

 

[DaveyR]

This is one thing I never thought I would be sharing here. Start with Cottonelle wet wipes follow with normal TP finish with the wet ones and you will be clean as a whistle!

Nothing less than I expected :wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

Nothing less than I expected :wink:

How's the TP in Tenerife? or do I need to have flown in?

 

[agnslz]

I'd feel better if I knew what TMI meant, Jason and Naughty. I'm sure I'll laugh.
Arri.

TMI is shorthand for "too much information"

This is one thing I never thought I would be sharing here. Start with Cottonelle wet wipes follow with normal TP finish with the wet ones and you will be clean as a whistle!

Yes, Cottonelle wipes are a godsend.:biggrin1:

As far as a good brand of toilet paper that won't fall apart on you, I like the Walgreens store brand known as "Big Roll". It used to be very rough and felt literally like paper (which I never much minded), but recently they've managed to soften it up without losing too much of its strength. It's also quite cheap.

 

[DaveyR]

How's the TP in Tenerife? or do I need to have flown in?

It's in plentiful supply and there are always wet wipes in our bathrooms as well as bidets.

 

[B_phe1249]

It's in plentiful supply and there are always wet wipes in our bathrooms as well as bidets.

Since we are on the subject of ass cleaning... just how does one use a bidet?

 

[DaveyR]

Since we are on the subject of ass cleaning... just how does one use a bidet?

Here ya go :wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

Here ya go :wink:

Then again if you don't have room in your loo to install a bidet there is always the dyna-douche!

 

[B_phe1249]

Then again if you don't have room in your loo to install a bidet there is always the dyna-douche!

We have the Toto washlet.... very nice