What Happens When...

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    What happens when you:

    1) have nothing to do
    spank it
    2) own a sharp knife
    make a salad
    3) have a large lime
    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila floor
    4) own a patient cat
    kick it, as all cats deserve
    5) drink too much tequila
    try not to look at the ceiling fan (see above)
    6) and it's football season?
    Go Steelers!!
     
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    Oh, that cat looks miserable!! I love it
    FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:cool:
     
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    1) have nothing to do
    what's that feel like?
    2) own a sharp knife
    sharpen it more
    3) have a large lime
    make chilli
    4) own a patient cat
    try to be patient myself then give it back to the owner
    5) drink too much tequila
    fall over
    6) and it's football season?
    Read a good book
     
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    1) have nothing to do
    Get nekkid

    2) own a sharp knife
    Sheath it

    3) have a large lime
    Make a Key Lime Pie

    4) own a patient cat
    I wouldn't own a cat

    5) drink too much tequila
    Not a drinker

    6) and it's football season?
    Get nekkid
     
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    ROTFL

    You just made my evening with that.
     
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