We used to have a square dining room table that comfortably sat four and which had leaf extensions that pulled out to form a rectangle that sat eight or more. The design of the table meant it came apart which was convenient for spring cleaning as it could easily be stacked outside along with the dining room chairs while cleaning was in progress. It was in this situation that I found the furniture one summer’s day, arriving back home towards dinnertime and entering through the back gate.
A couple of the chairs had been laid horizontal with their front legs on the grass, their backs uppermost and their sturdy free fitting seat cushions, designed to be lifted out, lying on the ground. At first it looked just like a pile of jumbled parts, but then through the higaldy-pigaldy, an image formed in my mind. By simply manoeuvring the chairs so as the top edge of the backrests touched and laying another two adjacent in a similar fashion and sticking out each sides, I formed a cross shape; the feet of the chairs kind of facing like north, south, east and west. In the middle, the thin wooden slats of the chair backs making it almost like a cage, was a hollow. As the backs of the chairs didn’t overlap, the cross wasn’t symmetric; the two I had added on only butting up and their span being greater. At the end of one of these I placed the stout table frame, laying it so two of the legs ran along the ground and the other two parallel up in the air. Next came the tabletop on its edge between the legs of the frame, like a big fin, and supported by a couple more chairs.
The two leaf extensions I laid along the backs of the two chairs that had their top rails touching and suddenly it was complete; I had built my own fighter aircraft! Pulling the font chair out I climbed into the cockpit and squatted down, sticking my legs through the opening in the chair where the cushion normally fitted. Just like the canopy of a spitfire I slid the chair towards me, the top closing before I taxied down the garden path and took off into the bright sunlit sky.
I put the aircraft through it’s paces, loop the loop and victory rolls before spotting bandits at twenty-five to one and was suddenly aware that in my haste to get air born I’d forgotten to install any armaments. There was nothing for it but to try and out run them and I opened up the throttle. Whether one of the bandits got me with a lucky shot or my testing had been too sever for the old girl, I’m still not sure, but one of the wings fell off. I had to fight the controls and began wondering if an emergency landing might be too risky and I should bailout. I never did make the decision though, for suddenly mother was on the doorstep calling me in for something to eat and to go in straight away and wash my hands; well I was only eight.
The thing is as I climbed out of my ‘Spit’ everything I’d imagined felt as though it had really happened making me all tingly and excited and the first thing I had to do was go use the toilet. Although this is just a childhood memory, it is nonetheless a very powerful one that has survived where others more recent events have been forgotten and I’m sure that memory is the reason I’ve become so expressive with my hands. Everything I do is an art form and although I have striven to be the best I can at anything I do, in some instances wining top accolades, nothing has ever given me quite the same satisfaction or sense of achievement as building that old Spit.
Sorry it’s been so long winded and if you’ve stuck with it till the bitter end, please award yourself the CDM