What Household Items Can I Stick My Dick In?

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Watermelon !!

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Looks around house...

Paper shredder?
Vacuum cleaner?
Microwave?
Printer?
Toilet Paper roll?
Paper Towel roll?
An electrical outlet?
A VCR/DVD player?
Mixmaster?
Toaster oven?
Refrigerator?
Bathtub/sink faucet (depends on size, lol)
Bathtub/sink drain

Seriously though dude...WTF? :confounded:
 
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What Household Items Can I Stick My Dick In? Drop your favorites below!
Plastic Bag + Vacuum Tube
Paper Towel Roll
Stuffed Animals
Pillow Humping
In between mattresses/couch cushions + zip lock bag
Fold your clothes into a makeshift flashlight

Tell me which one works best lmao