What I find funny today...

[HungThickProf]

You ever notice certain things in life are obvious, but they're never truly clear until something or someone points them out? I'm approaching my 5 year anniversary of being a member on this site. And as smart and quick as I am, I just realized that there are a lot of straight men more cock obsessed than gays/bi's on this site. I mean, damn! I thought I loved dick- apparently not enough!

 

[798686]

Str8 is the new gay.

 

[luka82]

Dante, I truly believe that there is a dick for everyone in this world

 

[willow78]

Judging by their posts, they're usually 'measurement Nazis' - any poor guy who makes a claim and posts a pic of his dick anywhere near a ruler or tape gets BOMBARDED with textual harrassment.....

It's either condescending:
"This is how you measure it....."
"You're holding it the wrong way....."

or snarky/sarcastic:
"Interesting angle, bro....."
"A clearer pic would be nice....."

or just plain rude:
"Photoshopped!"
"I call BS, dude....."

Personally speaking, I don't give a flying fuck about measurements - they're just a bunch of meaningless numbers to me.....

 

[willow78]

.....and furthermore, they can somehow measure someone else's just by looking at a photo of it!

Dude, you say you're a" x b" but I've looked at your gallery and I'd say you're only c" x d"