What I Had Up My Ass This Morning

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I was getting ready for work this morning and I took just a moment to slip a couple fingers up my ass. As my hole opened up, I really wanted more, but didn’t have much time.

I jumped in the shower thinking of the self fuck group here and since I haven’t had my cock up my ass in a while I decided to push it up there. It always feels so good to simultaneously have something pushing my hole open while I have my head engulfed.

Not enough time to cum like this, so time to get the body wash bottle. First the small one, about 4.5” dia. Too round, makes way too much noise. On to an odd shaped shampoo bottle. That is really hitting the spot, maybe 5” or so.

I want more. I grab an extremely oblong bottle of conditioner. That is it, a great stretch. Now I am riding it hard. My cock and prostate are pulsing, as my head starts dripping cum. That’s what I needed, but wait, there’s more . . .
 
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I was getting ready for work this morning and I took just a moment to slip a couple fingers up my ass. As my hole opened up, I really wanted more, but didn’t have much time.

I jumped in the shower thinking of the self fuck group here and since I haven’t had my cock up my ass in a while I decided to push it up there. It always feels so good to simultaneously have something pushing my hole open while I have my head engulfed.

Not enough time to cum like this, so time to get the body wash bottle. First the small one, about 4.5” dia. Too round, makes way too much noise. On to an odd shaped shampoo bottle. That is really hitting the spot, maybe 5” or so.

I want more. I grab an extremely oblong bottle of conditioner. That is it, a great stretch. Now I am riding it hard. My cock and prostate are pulsing, as my head starts dripping cum. That’s what I needed, but wait, there’s more . . .
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I thought I was going to open this and see a virtually unlimited and lively discussion of descriptions of things that people put up their ass this morning

I don’t know what to think now
I would love my boss to remove whatever crawled up how ass
 

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Longer than mine if could suck and fuck myself I would be my own best friend .
As amazing as it is, it is always nice to have someone else do the sucking and fucking from time to time.
 

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Not as long as you might think. It simply takes a bit of determination and ingenuity.
Ok so, I have seen this once before and it was ...different. It has to be soft otherwise it won’t work as far (as I am aware). I didn’t even know it was a thing until I saw it. So there is video evidence mmmmkay

It isn’t the hottest thing I’ve ever seen ...yet it was sort of cool. I like stuff that is different sometimes

I didn’t start compulsively searching google videos on a hunt to track down more men who can fuck themselves though :cool:

You do you, I’ll do me ....
 

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I admit during my experimental early 20’s I would sometimes do the self-fucking thing. The main thrill was just the fact that I could do it. The first two or three inches anyway. And I had to be only semi-erect—I’d have to have an orifice in my solar plexus in order to do anything fully erect. It was okay, but not really my thing. I came, I saw, I conquered, I moved on. But to those who are into it, rock on.
 

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I’ve only had the good ‘ol doc’s finger up there. Oh, and a chick’s finger when in college. That’s another story. Anyway, I keep hearing how I’m missing something by not having my prostate played with. Doesn’t seem like much fun when the doc is up there. I guess I’ll never know. . . .
 

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When I was a Lad, someone telling someone to " Go and F - Themselves" , would generally start a fight.
Now it is, " Go F - yourself " followed by Thanks I already did this morning, want to know with how many different things