Here's a question that I'm sure every girl has talked with her friends about while they were still teenagers. What if men had monthly periods, even if they still didn't have babies? I can see it now, some redneck meets his buddy to go fishing: Hey Earl, whats up? Well Fred, I forgot it was my time of the month and I was freeballing, and I bled all over the seat of my new Ford F150, fortunately the scotchguard fabric protection made it pretty easy to clean up. And I had a spare pair of shorts in the glove compartment. I got to stop by the store and pick up some more tampons. Fred: Oh yeah. I hate it when that happens! Here, wad up a bunch of toilet paper in your shorts, that ought to hold you through our fishing trip today. Earl: Thanks, man. Let's drink some more beer! If I'm going to have cramps, and go out on a boat, I might as well get drunk and try to enjoy it more!