What if man had periods?

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Here's a question that I'm sure every girl has talked with her friends about while they were still teenagers.

What if men had monthly periods, even if they still didn't have babies?

I can see it now, some redneck meets his buddy to go fishing:

Hey Earl, whats up?

Well Fred, I forgot it was my time of the month and I was freeballing, and I bled all over the seat of my new Ford F150, fortunately the scotchguard fabric protection made it pretty easy to clean up. And I had a spare pair of shorts in the glove compartment. I got to stop by the store and pick up some more tampons.

Fred: Oh yeah. I hate it when that happens! Here, wad up a bunch of toilet paper in your shorts, that ought to hold you through our fishing trip today.

Earl: Thanks, man. Let's drink some more beer! If I'm going to have cramps, and go out on a boat, I might as well get drunk and try to enjoy it more!
 
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Actually Men DO have 'cycles', every 50-52 days, complete with mood swings, etc...

our systems reset...track it sometime...
 

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If men had periods then the three-week work-month would be the law of the land. Periods would be covered by global hospitalization coverage. There would be a special wing to the hospital with ultra-private rooms with unlimited chocolate.

Tampax shares would be trading at ten times that of GM, Google and Apple combined.
 

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Actually Men DO have 'cycles', every 50-52 days, complete with mood swings, etc...

our systems reset...track it sometime...


This is true....Thank God we don't bleed from our cocks though. Can you imagine the trauma....once a month waking up in a pile of blood in our underwear? :eek: