What if man had periods?

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  1. RandyL

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    Here's a question that I'm sure every girl has talked with her friends about while they were still teenagers.

    What if men had monthly periods, even if they still didn't have babies?

    I can see it now, some redneck meets his buddy to go fishing:

    Hey Earl, whats up?

    Well Fred, I forgot it was my time of the month and I was freeballing, and I bled all over the seat of my new Ford F150, fortunately the scotchguard fabric protection made it pretty easy to clean up. And I had a spare pair of shorts in the glove compartment. I got to stop by the store and pick up some more tampons.

    Fred: Oh yeah. I hate it when that happens! Here, wad up a bunch of toilet paper in your shorts, that ought to hold you through our fishing trip today.

    Earl: Thanks, man. Let's drink some more beer! If I'm going to have cramps, and go out on a boat, I might as well get drunk and try to enjoy it more!
     
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    Actually Men DO have 'cycles', every 50-52 days, complete with mood swings, etc...

    our systems reset...track it sometime...
     
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    If men had periods then the three-week work-month would be the law of the land. Periods would be covered by global hospitalization coverage. There would be a special wing to the hospital with ultra-private rooms with unlimited chocolate.

    Tampax shares would be trading at ten times that of GM, Google and Apple combined.
     
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    This is true....Thank God we don't bleed from our cocks though. Can you imagine the trauma....once a month waking up in a pile of blood in our underwear? :eek:
     
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    if men had periods they would definitely brag about the size of their tampons!
     
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    HOLy Crap! good one stacy!!! It's so true.
     
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    That's to damn funny...:lmao:
     
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    Oh yeah!! No one would admit to buying slender regulars, LOL!!
     
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    hahaha!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    If men had pms, the world would come to an end. Both genders having it at the same time would start the war to end all wars.
     
  12. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    well it's true! they already brag about the size of their cocks. why not brag about how big their tampons are too! :cool:
     
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    Then we'd pee red for a few days a month.
     
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    yes that too! and men would also get period cramps and discharge lots and lots of icky stuff.
     
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    You hear me bragging? :rolleyes:

    I thought that was called cum. :biggrin1:
     
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    LMAO. Good one.:biggrin1:
     
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    My Maxi pad is bigger than your maxi pad. :tongue:
     
  18. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    we would also probably hear them talk about how much they bled... kind of like the way they already talk about how massive their loads of cum are.
     
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    hahaha! I bled 3 pints of blood on my last period lmao Beat that boys and girls lmao
     
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    There would be a lot more tv remotes thrown into walls, door frames broken, and the violent crime rates would double...
     
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