What if Pamela Anderson was your Mom?

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  1. Imported

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    The Phallus Palace: Txquix brought up the Pamela/Tommy Lee tape. So this made me think….

    What would you do if your Mom was Pamela Lee Anderson?

    What would you use to jerk off too? I mean if your Mom is insanely hot, you’d might need some special top models as stimulation to whack it.

    What if when you were young you went to your friend’s house and rummaged through his dad’s porn stash you found old pictures of Pam? How would you feel if you started getting turned on?

    I don’t think I would mind my friend or his dad having that stuff, nor would I get turned on. I’d be proud that my Mom could help out so many people and that so many people found her sexually attractive.

    Hell, I’d bust out the tape for my friends with Tommy Lee and good ole Mom and say shit like:

    “Dude, you think Tommy Lee is deep down in that pussy? That ain’t nothing. I had my entire head in the sweet juice box.”
     
  2. Imported

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    clownboots19: hmmm,...wierd...if I found out Pamela Anderson was my mom I would take a bath in bleach immediately!
     
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    if Pamela the slut was my mommy I would be absolutely delighted cause then TOMMY LEE would be my daddy and and I could sit on my daddy.s lap often..................... :blush:
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  4. jonb

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    O-kay . . . :inches away from lauren:
     
  5. Altairion

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    heh cmon Jon, you gotta at least try to give the girl what she wants :)

    *Takes a step forward B)
     
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    iwfuutaudls: if Pamela Anderson was my mom, i'd fuck her brains out. not even kidding. no matter how much i am against it. no matter how much i want to puke just thinking about it. bottom line is, i am a 20 year old guy. i simply, for all the morals and will power in the world, would not resist. i mean, look at those tits! look at that ass! at that face! at those feet! at that stomach! at those lips! at those legs! at those nipples! at that pussy!

    NO MAN can resist that. and you all know it. if she was my mother, in my house, i would be rampant fucking her like a tweeker rabbit. i would be drilling her like a rabbid dog on a fuck rampage. i would cum in her so much my balls would shrink to the size of raisins. i would ram my fat cock in her so hard and fast i would die of a heart attack or stroke and i would go to hell for fucking my mother. and i would continue to fantasize and desire to fuck her. so satan will get sick of me and throw me out of hell. and i'd be a zombie roaming the earth and fucking my poor mother (pam lee anderson) 24/7/365
     
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    LeahCat: I think Id be more grossed out if Tommy Lee was my dad :(
     
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    I'd think Pam, my mom, would definitely be a MSLF (Mom Someone'd Like to Fuck). And Dad would be a DSLF (Dad Someone'd Like to Fuck). And I could hopefully get a fair amount of undue attention because of my superstar parents. Hell, it worked for Jack Osbourne and he's tragidiculous-lookin', right?
     
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    Trust me: I could resist it. :glare:
     
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    It all depends, I've been a Pamela Anderson fan for years, and yes I think that when she is in her hot phases I would have trouble resisting her even if she were my mother. However, since she and I are about the same age maybe I can't imagine her being my mother.

    During her Baywatch years she went from being totally hot to skanky (Tommy Lee years), to looking like a hag (after the divorce). However in the Baywatch reunion movie the first shot of her, was Pamela tanning on the beach face down wearing a white thong. I nearly creamed my pants, so obviously she had recovered her appeal very nicely.
     
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    i'd bang her, sure..

    but it's pamela, right? and she has HOT FRIENDS, right?

    .... hookups ;)
     
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    Not only would I wash in bleach as was said before, but would also turn to Anna Nicole's kid for advice of how to avoid the possible STD's radiating from everything in the house.
     
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    I would be delighted that my parents were Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson because then I would be able to hook up with the younger 'hotter' celebs that they, their friends or agents know. Also, I wouldn't get disgusted if i saw other dudes with pics of either one...my comment would probably be, "Did you buy this?" Afterall, these people are making money off of us so I would want to keep the cash flow coming for when mom and pop croaked or when i needed money.

    For the record, i would not suck Tommy Lee's cock.
    For the record, i would not stick my cock inside Pamela Anderson OR Anna Nicole.

    For the record, I would fuck around with Collin Farrell though.
    For the record, I would fuck around with Sandra Bullock.
     
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    As I read this, topic, I thought of something really silly....and, please, this is just a harmless whimsy.

    "If Pamela Anderson were my mom....."

    I would have spent the first part of my life consuming not breast milk, but silicone bathtub sealant.
     
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    If they were my parents I'd be dumb as a stump, and masturbation wouldn't occur to me.
     
  16. jonb

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    Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

    Seriously, unless you like the works of Sophocles, having a hot Mom isn't all it's cracked up to be.
     
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    If Pamela Anderson were my mum, I'd actually get her to dress a whole lot better!

    Having a gay son would be rather useful!
     
  18. jonb

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    No more discussion of parent-child incest fantasies, please.
     
  19. yaoifun

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    I second that notion. :scared:
     
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