What if vaginas flew away?

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I was just looking at some pictures of vaginas. A lady laying back and spreading her lips. It occurred to me that the lips sort of look like wings, like butterfly wings.

The thought then occurred to me. What if at a certain point every woman's vagina grew wings and just flew away, like a butterfly, and then all congregating in a jungle somewhere in Mexico?
 

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It's all good dude, I know how you feel. When I've been browsing this site too long I just feel like taking off all my clothes, duct taping fuzzy pipe cleaners to the sides of my face and turning on the strobe.
 

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Then I guess I'd have to tit fuck my wife or sodomize her or throat fuck her.Thankfully she has told me her vagina is not going to fly away.She also loves giving me hand jobs so the nightmares stay away.
 

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I was just looking at some pictures of vaginas. A lady laying back and spreading her lips. It occurred to me that the lips sort of look like wings, like butterfly wings.

The thought then occurred to me. What if at a certain point every woman's vagina grew wings and just flew away, like a butterfly, and then all congregating in a jungle somewhere in Mexico?

Best. Thread title. Ever.
 

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I was just looking at some pictures of vaginas. A lady laying back and spreading her lips. It occurred to me that the lips sort of look like wings, like butterfly wings.

The thought then occurred to me. What if at a certain point every woman's vagina grew wings and just flew away, like a butterfly, and then all congregating in a jungle somewhere in Mexico?
Easy there, Henry, the boys in white will be here to take you to your new padded cell somewhere....
 

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Well, we'd all have to fly south for the winter too for some p*ssy. I don't think the airlines would be canceling flights that time of year ? You'd have to book your reservation long in advance as well.