What if vaginas flew away?

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  1. B_henry miller

    B_henry miller New Member

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    I was just looking at some pictures of vaginas. A lady laying back and spreading her lips. It occurred to me that the lips sort of look like wings, like butterfly wings.

    The thought then occurred to me. What if at a certain point every woman's vagina grew wings and just flew away, like a butterfly, and then all congregating in a jungle somewhere in Mexico?
     

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    It's all good dude, I know how you feel. When I've been browsing this site too long I just feel like taking off all my clothes, duct taping fuzzy pipe cleaners to the sides of my face and turning on the strobe.
     
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    would it be a flagina
     
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    I guess I'd just have to start violating my girlfriend's anus in her sleep instead.
     
  6. TinyPrincess

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    Would she notice??? ;-)
     
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    Then I guess I'd have to tit fuck my wife or sodomize her or throat fuck her.Thankfully she has told me her vagina is not going to fly away.She also loves giving me hand jobs so the nightmares stay away.
     
  8. midlifebear

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    Can't say I've seen flying vaginas, but I have seen far flung gonads.
     
  9. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    Maybe wings were Tampax's way of getting a headstart on nature.
     
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    Best. Thread title. Ever.
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Easy there, Henry, the boys in white will be here to take you to your new padded cell somewhere....
     
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    :biggrin1:
    good one
     
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    Guys would be sad!!
     
  14. B_Think_Kink

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    I'd better get a cock in return!
     
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    I think the human race would die shortly after all the women had their vaginas flyaway to heaven.
     
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    Tampax makes tampons, no wings on tampons... Now there's a thought. The string could be like a pull cord for the flying vag!
     
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    ROFL!
     
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    I wouldn't miss them at all. It will be more dick for me to have. Just kidding!!!!:biggrin1:
     
  19. transformer_99

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    Well, we'd all have to fly south for the winter too for some p*ssy. I don't think the airlines would be canceling flights that time of year ? You'd have to book your reservation long in advance as well.
     
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    Women would have to learn how to pee another way?
     
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