What If You Woke Up With Only A 5" Cock?

[BIGDP]

I'd become a bottom...or seek out those that like small cocks. I happen to like it when I can suck a small guy's entire cock and balls in my mouth. They usually cum in 1 min or less. Glad to be of service to our less endowed friends.

 

[mako shark]

I would just roll with it and enjoy the fact that I could get deep throated, get anal sex, and wouldn't have to spend so much time "warming her up"

 

[mandoman]

I would rub it against mine, until we both came.

 

[littlepenis]

Hmm. Sorry for the double-post yesterday. Not sure what happened there. Maybe a kind mod will remove it...

 

[andrew999999999]

I would rub it against mine, until we both came.

lol. I'd wonder how a 5'' penis ended up in my bed. And also, where's the guy it was attached to?

 

[D_yabbadabbadont]

I'd lie and say it was 8"

 

[tiggerpoo]

Nothing new. That's the way I always wake up. Kinda got used to it by now. LOL

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

If I woke up with a 5 inch cock, I'd ask the guy attached to the 5 inch cock if he wanted some coffee before he left.

 

[ivernios]

I Lurrrrrrrrrvvvvvv my 7 inch dick, not the longest, but it's ALL MINE!. Thank God I don't have a 5 incher, I could NOT visualize a mini-dick - no way!, strewth.

 

[Charles Finn]

as long as i had my foreskin back too I would be happy
and as long as i could get hard and cum I would still be happy

 

[Wave]

I like what Alf and Sargon 20 said. They have wisdom.

 

[OldFirm08]

I'd say welcome to our <6 world.

 

[laser90]

I'd lie and say it was 8"

LOL..... you forgot to say you were also 6 thick!

 

[B_JockedDude]

I would start checking into doing PE exercises, immediately!

 

[Hoss]

All you big dicked guys, what would you think if you woke up with only 5"?

That I still had more than you.

 

[maxcok]

All you big dicked guys, what would you think if you woke up with only 5"?

I'd wonder why I was completely soft and shriveled and not sporting the usual morningwood.

 

[littlered]

i would be 1.5" bigger than i am now!

 

[B_jeepguy2]

I would get my pistol out of the night stand and go kill the bitch that cut the other 2 inches of my cock off. Then I would call 911.
This has actually happened before! Lorena Bobbitt's Infamous Crime - Oprah.com

 

[basincreek]

Yikes...lose an inch in length.

Do I get to gain an inch in girth?

 

[bigbrisguy]

I wouldn't leave the room until I found the other 3.5 inches