How would I know he was small. Do you check the cock sizes of all your sister's friends?
What if your sister started dating a small?
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Lolz
Another busted-ass troll thread by wallyj.
Carry-on numb-nuts
I'm not trolling, though.
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Ermmm
we have boundaries in our family
Seperate beds ....and we dont get involved in each others sex lives ....thats gross
we have boundaries in our family
Seperate beds ....and we dont get involved in each others sex lives ....thats gross
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Oh i think hes just testing the waterLolz
Another busted-ass troll thread by wallyj.
Carry-on numb-nuts
Hes into it ...
You haven't been a member long..
Look into wallyj's post history. This shit has been boring for literal YEARS now.
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You beat me to it. But I wholeheartedly agree. Just as long as it wasn't YOU Wally. And it ain't got nothin' to do with your peen. Nothin'. You just cray cray, and we got enough crazies in our family now! Seriously.
Now, before I go, let me get even more serious with you. You are a sick man. Your focus/fetish about all things *petite penii* is sick. Mental. Seriously. Okay, gotta go now...
Punch, punch, punch...ah, you are right Dport. I needed that...lol!
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There is a tree that’s working hard to provide the world oxygen; you should applogize for wasting all of that hard work.
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Some of the dudes my sister has dated haven't exactly had the best hygiene, but I'm not sure I would be so rude as to call them "smells". Most of them reeked of pot, to be honest. Not sure exactly how someone could date an aroma, but I guess it takes all types.
If I could date a smell I think I would probably want something like a little bit of lavender, a touch of Shalimar, just a hint of bergamot, a jot of lemon verbena and a larger percentage of freshly washed linen sheets hanging on the line on a beautiful spring day.
Oh, wait, I've just been alerted by my handlers that I have misread the title of this thread. I stand corrected. I would be very happy if my sister started dating a smile. Although I'm not real sure how that's possible eit--
Oh, wait again, here's another update from the powers that be. I need new glasses, evidently. But, still, if my sister wants to date a smull, it's fine by me.
Smolls on the other hand can go fuck themselves.
If I could date a smell I think I would probably want something like a little bit of lavender, a touch of Shalimar, just a hint of bergamot, a jot of lemon verbena and a larger percentage of freshly washed linen sheets hanging on the line on a beautiful spring day.
Oh, wait, I've just been alerted by my handlers that I have misread the title of this thread. I stand corrected. I would be very happy if my sister started dating a smile. Although I'm not real sure how that's possible eit--
Oh, wait again, here's another update from the powers that be. I need new glasses, evidently. But, still, if my sister wants to date a smull, it's fine by me.
Smolls on the other hand can go fuck themselves.
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And this one sounds to me like bordering on stupidity in my opinion which every one here is entitled. My sister always told me I was entitled to my opinion as opinions go. "Opinions are like assholes everyone has one." She told me that more than once.
Just hoping that Assholes have more Opinions then Opinions have Assholes. I couldn't imagine walking around looking Swiss cheese
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Please pass the Cabernet Savignon. I love this place for the questions that make no sense whatsoever!!!
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Anyone feel dumber after reading this whole thread again? I feel like brain cells have committed suicide
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Is this like some new form of Humiliation like SPH. The more we insult and criticize this thread the more he's getting off on it? Like he's actually sitting in his parents basement laughing his ass off while stroking his lil weenis edging for as long as this Thread will last then blowing his load allover his Wall Poster of Hilary ClinTon?
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