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What if I hadn't gone out to the Club Baths on Easter Sunday night in 1978 after having dinner at a date's house and watching him pass out drunk, leaving me with blue balls?

I wouldn't have met my husband of almost 41 years.
 

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What if I hadn't heard about this site after Cracked.com had an article poking fun at it?

I wouldn't have met a person who is one of my best friends, and my now sweetie of several years :blush:

Ain't love grand?
 

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What if I... never had children.
I wouldn't understand real love.

Just wait until you get a Grandchild. Spent the afternoon with my 13 YR old Grand-Daughter today.

I pick her up mornings while her Mom is working 6:30 AM. Bring to my house, feed her breakfast, visit and then take her
to school by 8:00 AM. Spend most of my vacation hours with her in the summer or early out school days.

Might sound bad...but I'm closer to her these days than my own children. Love her to death!
(she makes no bones that I am her favorite Grandpa as well) LOL
 

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What if my uncle hadn't introduced me to Xmen and Horror movies. :scream::eek::sweat:

I might be a straight republican housewife!
I laughed out loud. So much that you deserved me taking the time to spell it out rather than take the shortcut, LOL!

I have a pretty good picture in my mind of what I think you might look like. And I might could see you rocking that look. But definitely not so much living that life. Nope.

Again, thanks for the laugh. And thank goodness for your uncle!
 

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What if I had stopped at that rest area and used the toilet 5 miles from home?

No, not me, just felt the need to crap and I could wait!

Mile from home and it got urgent. Raced home, fought the lock and went running for the toilet.
Tearing at my belt to get pants down in the bathroom. Just as they were dropping......

Diarrhea!!!

Made one Hell of a mess all the way around! Soiled clothes, all over the room and a mess to say the least! Took another shower and cleaned the room.

This thread needed some humor. (at my expense)
 

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Just wait until you get a Grandchild. Spent the afternoon with my 13 YR old Grand-Daughter today.

I pick her up mornings while her Mom is working 6:30 AM. Bring to my house, feed her breakfast, visit and then take her
to school by 8:00 AM. Spend most of my vacation hours with her in the summer or early out school days.

Might sound bad...but I'm closer to her these days than my own children. Love her to death!
(she makes no bones that I am her favorite Grandpa as well) LOL
Congrats!
 
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I hope that he can go through the legal channels to stay and be with his family.
I wish you luck.

That's the thing. He already did. Then a big orange moron in the WH decided it wasn't good enough, so he might be headed back to Sinaloa.

Thank you.
 
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