what... in... the.... fuck!!?!?

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I've had more nipples in my hands than anyone on this forum (body piercer), and I can honestly say nearly every female has some hair around their areolas in some way. Sometimes very pale and thin, but other times a bit darker and thicker. Its usually just a few, but they're there.

Females arent naturally hairless. Porn isnt real. Grow up, please :smile:


Porn isn't real?!!! Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so!!

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I've done porn, and I'm obviously very fake. Sorry, Intrigue :frown1:


If your fake then I don't know what to believe any more. Heh ;-).

Porn is to men what those fashion mags are to (some) women. A complete and utter hoodwink.

Side note : you've done porn? *Starts up his googler* hmmm. :biggrin1:
 

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It could be a sign that she has PCOS or some other condition.
Not a few hairs, no. If she did suddenly become hairy because of hormones, she would get very hairy. The new growth would not limit itself to her nipples, either. Even if the hairs were really, really fine, there would be a lot of them. Actually, my PCOS makes my face hairy, and gives me dark, velvety skin in my arm pits, and the back of my neck. It also has recently caused my eyebrows to fall out, the hair on my scalp to thin, and the hair on my shins and calves to be greatly diminished. Weird syndrome, PCOS. But one thing it never did was cause any change to the hair around my nipples. I have never had any.
 

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Not a few hairs, no. If she did suddenly become hairy because of hormones, she would get very hairy. The new growth would not limit itself to her nipples, either. Even if the hairs were really, really fine, there would be a lot of them. Actually, my PCOS makes my face hairy, and gives me dark, velvety skin in my arm pits, and the back of my neck. It also has recently caused my eyebrows to fall out, the hair on my scalp to thin, and the hair on my shins and calves to be greatly diminished. Weird syndrome, PCOS. But one thing it never did was cause any change to the hair around my nipples. I have never had any.
truth. my sis could grow a full moustache,
yet her nipples are untouched.

a few dark hairs is perfectly normal.
the ''eek get ye to a doctor!!'' thing makes me laugh.
if women stopped removing hair some guys would die of shock.

i get one weird, wiry dark hair on my forearm.
it gets plucked. it's nothing to freak out over.
 

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Yeah, I have gotten two dark hairs on each of two of my knuckles for as long as I can remember. WHen they grow in, I pull them out. I have seen my mother in-law and her daughter doing the same with their toes. It's really nothing to freak over.
 

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Yeah, I have gotten two dark hairs on each of two of my knuckles for as long as I can remember. WHen they grow in, I pull them out. I have seen my mother in-law and her daughter doing the same with their toes. It's really nothing to freak over.


I've got one growing on the point of my chin.

I pluck it as soon as I feel it against my fingertips when I moisturize in the morning.
 

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The hairs around the nipples of women is called "Montgomery folicals" and are very normal and common. Having her pluck them out, which keeps stubble away mostly, is the best course.

Finally a very expensive education paid off in a forum! LOL
 

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ok gonna keep this short. was fooling around with my girlfriend this morning. was sucking on her nipples and noticed she had like 3 or 4 , half inch, dark hairs on/around her nipples!!! it was fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this normal? how does she not see them and get rid of them? I am petrified now, I dont know why but that was SOO gross for me!! I didnt let her know or anything, I just kept sucking and licking them ignoring those 3 or 4 hairs. it kinda made me wonder if she takes care of her body? she spends so much time worrying about her face/hair/clothes, tan, etc... she is a very good looking gal and takes good care of herself, but how does she not notice those nipple hairs? another thing... for a girl who spends so much time in the bathroom and in front of the mirror making her self look good, why does her pussy still kinda smell? is it not easy to wash and make smell better? I imagine its the same as my balls not smelling very good at all after about 6 hours of anything.... all comes down to sweat I guess.
nah sorry...a pussy smelling is TOTALLY not the same as ur sweaty balls...for fcks sake..did you really compare those 2 things?

..its not sweat you smell..its the damn juices. if you want your gf to smell nice. get her to douche herself down there.

like a water pump or something, it will clean it up and after a week it will smell just nice.
 

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Douching is NOT good for maintaining proper pH balance in a normal vagina. Douching is almost always a really, really, bad idea. Plain water is fine, the stuff they sell in stores should be avoided.

Also, the OP's girl's pussy is NEVER going to smell nice to him. Based on some of his other posts, she smells normal, and he just doesn't like it. Some dudes just do not like the natural way a woman smells. He also doesn't like his own scent. It makes me wonder if the OP has had some hang-ups drilled into him, or if he has an extremely unusually keen sense of smell. Or if he's pregnant. (I kid, I kid.)
 
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nah sorry...a pussy smelling is TOTALLY not the same as ur sweaty balls...for fcks sake..did you really compare those 2 things?

..its not sweat you smell..its the damn juices. if you want your gf to smell nice. get her to douche herself down there.

like a water pump or something, it will clean it up and after a week it will smell just nice.

You have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Educate yourself dickhead. AE's post is a start in the right direction.
 

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nah sorry...a pussy smelling is TOTALLY not the same as ur sweaty balls...for fcks sake..did you really compare those 2 things?

..its not sweat you smell..its the damn juices. if you want your gf to smell nice. get her to douche herself down there.

like a water pump or something, it will clean it up and after a week it will smell just nice.
douching is bad for cunts.
it's a great way to get an infection, and if a cunt has an imbalance that causes a bad odour then douching will actually make it worse.

no, he should not 'get her to' do anything to her body. least of all something that will damage it. she's a person.