What is a Metrosexual?

Not_Punny

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 7, 2007
Posts
5,464
Media
109
Likes
3,056
Points
258
Location
California
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
Metrosexuals are men that inspire me...

-- to go BACK to my closet to put on a better outfit
-- to take better care of my eyebrows
-- to wear more product
-- to work out harder/longer at the gym

They are hawt hwat hawt
 

Osiris

Experimental Member
Joined
Jul 22, 2007
Posts
2,666
Media
0
Likes
13
Points
183
Location
Wherever the dolphins are going
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Male
Dee, I understand what you are saying but to be fair . . . you're black, everyone knows most black people are born with exceptional taste in fashion. :tongue: I don't think that makes you metrosexual as much as it does normal.

You've never met my older brother. He wears WAY too much plaid. He looks like the Brawny paper towel guy on a black scale.
 

gjorg

Expert Member
Joined
Jun 24, 2007
Posts
2,057
Media
0
Likes
154
Points
193
Location
USA
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
I care about my family and myself,i'm well educated and groomed.But I also wear jeans,t-shirts a revolver and I drive a big ass truck.:rolleyes:So I guess I'm a "Metro-Necksexual"!:smile:Or a "Red-Metrosexual.:smile:Thank God I know where I fit in now.Thanks for the new label.:wink:


(Please don't take this serious laugh,think Jeff Foxworthy):smile:
You might be more than you think----Slimmey jeans are in for men this year:biggrin1:
 

gjorg

Expert Member
Joined
Jun 24, 2007
Posts
2,057
Media
0
Likes
154
Points
193
Location
USA
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
Didn't that fad die when South Park bashed it?
Well, now South Park is the barometer for human behavior! In reality this is not a fad it is human behavior that got labeled.The europeans have long had a problem with telling who is who.I guess they don't have rednecks!:smile: Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate. New mud flaps with the bada bing girl on it a bam. The Rurasexual:smile:
 

mattyacht

1st Like
Joined
Aug 27, 2007
Posts
251
Media
0
Likes
1
Points
161
Location
Northwest
Sexuality
No Response
Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate.

It sounds like you just got back from a gay rodeo.
 

gjorg

Expert Member
Joined
Jun 24, 2007
Posts
2,057
Media
0
Likes
154
Points
193
Location
USA
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate.

It sounds like you just got back from a gay rodeo.
Girlfriend their all the rage in Dallas now! FAAAABULAAAAS!:cool:(finger to tooth,heel to thigh) Thats a visual in parenthesis
 

whatireallywant

Sexy Member
Joined
Jun 4, 2007
Posts
3,535
Media
0
Likes
30
Points
183
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
I dream of finding me a nice metrosexual guy! :smile:

Unfortunately, most of the straight men I've known (and dated) have been rather slobbish in their clothing and grooming habits...

Now, I'm not insisting that they always dress "metrosexual"... I myself sometimes just want to be comfortable. But it'd be nice when we're going out to dinner or something, if he'd dress nicely and look well groomed.
 

jason_els

<img border="0" src="/images/badges/gold_member.gi
Joined
Dec 16, 2004
Posts
10,228
Media
0
Likes
162
Points
193
Location
Warwick, NY, USA
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate.

It sounds like you just got back from a gay rodeo.

No self-respecting gay man would be caught dead wearing Hai Karate.
 

whatireallywant

Sexy Member
Joined
Jun 4, 2007
Posts
3,535
Media
0
Likes
30
Points
183
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
They still make Hai Karate?!?:eek::confused:

Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate. [\quote]

Wow, that brings back memories of those old commercials with the guys doing karate chops advertising men's cologne. :biggrin1:

I had no idea they still made it, either! Haven't heard of it in years!
 

gjorg

Expert Member
Joined
Jun 24, 2007
Posts
2,057
Media
0
Likes
154
Points
193
Location
USA
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
They still make Hai Karate?!?:eek::confused:

Imagine a crisp starched red plaid coyboy shirt with mother of pearl buttons and Wranglers 1 size too small(freeballin). Tony Lama boots perfectly shined with heal savers and a hint of hai karate. [\quote]
Ah. That was part of the twist.Little sarcasm on retrosexuals.
 

avantgarde

Experimental Member
Joined
Aug 31, 2007
Posts
121
Media
4
Likes
5
Points
163
Gender
Male
a metrosexual is a gay man who hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. trust me, i've done a few.

blm


I'm more inclined to believe this particular view. i like to look good, but who am i looking good for? There's this saying "Women dress nice to impress other women." It's kind of the same with men. "guys dress nice to impress other guys" The guys who take notice typically are the gay guys who would be like "wow, he looks nice!" I'd be more inclined to say they're Bi-Sexual with a preference of men, but date women because it's the right thing to do.

What's the difference between a "Pretty Boy" and a "Metro?" Women, what's the allure of a "metrosexual" guy? Admit it, being outdressed everyday would get old to you. What if his walk is meaner than hers :laughing:

From a man's point of view, I take notice in all women. you don't have to be in your nicest jeans or skirt or whatever. You can be in sweatpants and a hoodie, if you've got a nice smile, and a nice booty, i'm going to introduce myself. And yea i've approached women successfully with my "whatever" boots on. They're like 10 years old, with more dirt and oil on them than an old engine.



SINCE we're on the fashion thing, what's the thing about Guy's shoes? I heard there's something you can tell about a guy by looking at his shoes...what exactly is that?