What is a size queen?

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    I just got back from the beach and one of the guys working at the one attraction was gay, and we were in a conversation and he said that he was a size queen. I wasn't gonna sound stupid and ask him what that was, but what is a size queen?

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    It's entirely possible I'll screw this up, but the definition I've pieced together is that a size queen is a guy that only goes for (or brutally prefers) other guys with big dicks.
     
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    Oh, I thought it had something to do with that...thanks
     
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    damm - I thought it had to do with sheets. Oh wait, that was "queen size"
     
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    You straight boys.......what am I going to do with you....hmmmm:rolleyes: (suddenly hot in here)
    A size queen is someone who prefers their sexual partners to have large, extra large or mammoth tallwhangers.......and usually will turn away anyone not "tall enough to ride the ride"
     
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    Great thread, let's move it where it'll get some more attention.
     
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    Yeah I really do not know why i put this thread in here...i think by mistake :confused:
     
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    What is a size queen? Why, a female monarch who only likes big kingdoms, of course.
     
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    That would be Barbara Bush, would it not? Before the 2000 election, she joked how nice it felt to have several tens of millions of people in two states governed by her princes, and how much better it will be when everyone is. She must be very gratified.

    As well, I read that Queen Victoria was mildly tittilated every time a new addition was made to the Empire. She particularly like the idea of becoming Empress of India.
     
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    Barbara Bush, size queen. Now that is a thought that hadn't passed through my mind. Kind of a funny visual. I wonder if she had to rely on White House interns and towel boys.
     
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    Now I have a visual of her playing "ride 'em cowboy" with one of the above. Eeew.
     
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    Wow. I never imagined that I would see "size queen" and "Barbara Bush" in the same thread... And I wish I never had.

    Also, just to clarify things for another ignorant straight guy: A size queen refers to either sex, right?
     
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    Like so many other aspects of popular culture, it started in the gay world and spread to the "mainstream." :rolleyes: So yes, now it can.
     
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    Right on. Thanks for clearing that up for me Mr. Matthew.
     
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    Further to this, what the hell is a twink?
     
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    Courtesy of wikipedia (rather than bothering to write anything original myself :rolleyes:):

     
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    The etymology of the word twinkie, perhaps? A tasty blonde morsel, likely to emit cream when squeezed the right way. Before WWII, Twinkies were banana flavoured, just to make Dr. Freud happy.

    Yours Gaily,

    HB8

    P.S. The question should be, darling, what isn't a size queen?

    P.P.S. Etymology is illegal in twelve states, you know.
     
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    i think a 'twink' is a really young guy on the youthful and fresh side of things...not a muscle guy and not very much older than a teen ager. so it's a dude between 20 and 25 i surmise who is cute and tender. i think. :cool:
     
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    This is precisely the origin proposed on several 'gay slang' websites and cribbed for the wikipedia entry :rolleyes: --->

    "The origin of the term is an allusion to the Twinkie pastry, which is golden (blond) on the outside with cream on the inside, and is pleasantly sweet but with little nutritional substance. A popular backronym holds that "twink" stands for "teenaged, white, into no kink," although none of those things is either necessary or sufficient for being a twink."

    Good, I hate insects. :rolleyes:
     
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    I consider myself a size queen. Even though my partner is slightly below average in size. It's all in the size of the toy for me.
    :tongue:
     
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