What is all this "va-jayjay" piffle?!

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I thought it was odd at first but definentely not offensive. I like it better than cootch, snatch, snapper, oh and for some reason my gay male friends call it a hoo-hoo.
A gay friend of mine calls it "squishy." The first time I heard that, I almost broke a rib laughing. I asked him about that, and his answer was "well, I've seen pictures, but I've never seen one up close or touched one. It just looks like it would be, oh, I don't know, kinda squishy."

It's just, for lack of a better word, lame. Like we're all 7 years old again and using cutesy little baby names for bodily parts and functions.

I watch neither Oprah Winfrey nor Grey's Anatomy, but I nonetheless have a suspicion that this is a way to censor "dirty" words like vagina.
Now we get to the truth of the matter.

Shame, shame, shame on parents who don't have the balls to teach their children what their body parts are called.

When a child is old enough to need a word to refer to a body part, he should be taught the correct word, without being made to feel dirty about saying it.

Using cutsey euphemisms for any body part is just silly. Might as well refer to your feet as "puddle-steppers" and your fingers as "booger-diggers."
 

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My most sincere apologies MB. You know I would never intentionally offend you. I should have known someone as beautiful, smart; and witty as yourself would be Irish. ---> njqt466's ancestors hailed from County Kilkenny. :wink:

Oh no offense taken, cuz :wink:, none at all - I knew it wasn't on purpose. :kiss:

So many words i dont understand. Im not up on the lingo of today much. I was wondering about this word too. Thanx for asking. Now i know.:smile::wink:

De nada - and anything else you want filling in on - or maybe you'd like to do the filling... :rolleyes: Just a thought... :biggrin1:


Edited for much needed brevity :tongue::tongue:


OK, put the knife down...
There is no excuse for the dreaded expression to appear again.In the interests of small,cute creature preservation everyone should memorise this list : Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms! (STARMA.COM)

Cock socket! Hahahahahahahahhaaaaaa! I love it!

I'm just surprised to learn they're ever sober enough to notice, much less take offense! :tongue:

*Smashes her (latest) empty over HG's head and stumbles off muttering to herself*

Ah the joy of never even having heard of Gray's Anatomy. Strange that they can't use the word vagina on an anatomy programme though.

The only acceptable term for your muff, is front bottom.

'anatomy program' - haha - you're funny....

Front bottom is a wretched expression - at least it doesn't suffer from being cutesy, but it is wretched and silly and SO 1990's (nearly as 1990's as saying something is "SO 1990's" in fact!! :eek:)

I like the word CUNT.....and COCK and FUCK.... strong words, they are meant to be so... *snip*

Like all words, depends on the situation and in what context they are used.....cunt describes a beautiful, powerful thing inside and out...some use it very well:tongue:

Anglo Saxon swear words!! They're the best! (Tho' there is some debate on the etymology of cunt - it may not be Anglo Saxon, and cock is actually Latin in origin, in it's original meaning - so I guess I'm talking out my arse again, aren't !? I should probably stop typing now... hmm, no, that's never really stopped me before... :rolleyes:)

I'd say better taste... having said that, I'd like to join the Daft cunts' club.:rolleyes::tongue:

*hand Jeff a membership form with "PREAPPROVED" stamped across it*

A gay friend of mine calls it "squishy." The first time I heard that, I almost broke a rib laughing. I asked him about that, and his answer was "well, I've seen pictures, but I've never seen one up close or touched one. It just looks like it would be, oh, I don't know, kinda squishy."

Squishy - well - he may have a point, but it may also get him slapped one day.... but not by me.

Now we get to the truth of the matter.

Shame, shame, shame on parents who don't have the balls to teach their children what their body parts are called.

When a child is old enough to need a word to refer to a body part, he should be taught the correct word, without being made to feel dirty about saying it.

I'm with you there - I certainly shan't be teaching mine to say 'cunt' anytime soon (yes, even I have limits) - but vagina, penis, breasts, etc. are what they are called - and that's that.
 

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I hadn't even heard of this until now, because I don't watch Grey's Anatomy or Oprah. I think it's terrible that the FCC has such power that without even saying anything they can intimidate television producers into creating silly nicknames for clinical terms. And I think it's shameful that so many women have latched on this childish term because they're uncomfortable with the word "vagina". A lot people in this country just need to grow the hell up.
 

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Va-jay-jay

That is the most moronic, childish word ive ever heard.

I think that was the point in GA, it was supposed to be a bit of comedic relief in a tense moment (Bailey in labor) a professional, take charge female clinician would revert to such a childish reference for her vagina. Shandra Wilson who plays Bailey expressed disbelief that it caught on as it has when she was on The View. Without professing to know her mind, I got the impression that she thought it was silly.
 

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I was wondering how the moderators/owner would feel about a member who was letting his/her underage kid read the forum.

Assuming that bit about the 15 y/o wasn't bullshit.
 

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I was wondering how the moderators/owner would feel about a member who was letting his/her underage kid read the forum.

Assuming that bit about the 15 y/o wasn't bullshit.

Aw gee , Rob, you just had to quote the shouty text - I'd just coaxed my frightened, traumatised va-jayjay out from under the sofa with the promise of a hot bath and a massage :rolleyes: and now she's a quivering wreck again! Thanks - she may need professional help if this continues.

On a serious note (no, no, don't choke) as Freddie so clearly and correctly pointed out, anyone can read the forum - the problem there was the apparent (forgive the pun) post from someone who not only an underaged person but was not the member who 'owns' the account.

If Ed as a parent is happy to let his daughter read here that is his thing - I don't quite agree with him letting her insult Cigarbabe like that but tbh I doubt Cigarbabe even flinched - she's far too cool to care. :cool:
 

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Va-jayjay sounds a bit childish like flower and flu-flu, or tuppence.

Honeypot is okay. Kitty too I guess. Or my own creation: The Tunnel of Love <3

PS I did have some vulgar suggestions for euphemisms but didn't want to offend any of the womenfolk :redface:

PPS -Maryanne the 15 year old- WTF

That's like me signing posts:

-SLB, the handsome stud every man, woman, and several species of fish, crave-

Sounds suspect
 

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So next time I'll just quote what my daughter has to say.:smile:

Aw gee , Rob, you just had to quote the shouty text - I'd just coaxed my frightened, traumatised va-jayjay out from under the sofa with the promise of a hot bath and a massage :rolleyes: and now she's a quivering wreck again! Thanks - she may need professional help if this continues.

On a serious note (no, no, don't choke) as Freddie so clearly and correctly pointed out, anyone can read the forum - the problem there was the apparent (forgive the pun) post from someone who not only an underaged person but was not the member who 'owns' the account.

If Ed as a parent is happy to let his daughter read here that is his thing - I don't quite agree with him letting her insult Cigarbabe like that but tbh I doubt Cigarbabe even flinched - she's far too cool to care. :cool:

Does your daddy still tell you how and when to speak.What happened to womens libb!:eek:
 

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How about Munch?

Good idea - you can have a turkey sandwich after if your energy reserves are low :tongue:

So next time I'll just quote what my daughter has to say.:smile:

Does your daddy still tell you how and when to speak.What happened to womens libb!:eek:

Firstly, your daughter is 15 - I'm 34. Slight difference.

Secondly, you did let her type what she typed to Cigarbabe and you didn't edit or delete the post after the fact. It's not like she said it out loud and wandered off. Leaving that content there was entirely within your control. Again, as a parent, you are choosing to give your kid(s?) free speech - that is commendable. Which is why I qualified my "I don't agree" with a "quite".

Could you be more specific about which kinds of fish, please? I'm running low on jerk-off material for my co-kaykay at the moment.

*hopes that herring are on the list*

I bet your co-kaykay could get my va-jayjay out from under the sofa - is it house-trained? I have peppered mackerel in the fridge (no! that is NOT a euphemism! I really do have peppered mackerel in the fridge... honest)
 

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I like the word.

I use vagina when explaining the proper medical term to my child and explaining something to my doctor.

Cunt is for dirty talk during sex. Or as a derogatory term when insulting someone.

When talking to my girlfriends about it, (if need be) it's the perfect word (don't expect men to understand at all.)

It's kinda like the British word, shag for sex. We use fucking, having sex or making love. We (americans) don't have a common casual word for just sex.
 

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It's kinda like the British word, shag for sex. We use fucking, having sex or making love. We (americans) don't have a common casual word for just sex.

I might not be British but I watch enough British media and know enough about it to know that 'shag' is not an across the board term. It is considered rather pass&#233; and quite naff really - so I suppose, in naffness anyway, it is rather like va-jayjay.

OK so cunt is too strong for some of you cunts - what about pussy, is that too sexual. I mean understand how va-jayjay desexualises it somewhat for people, because a less sexy word for a vagina I cannot think of - but does it have to be such and babytalk word? UK English has fanny, but Americans use that for ass, so that is out. Snatch is used quite a lot in Hiberno English (that's Irish English for those that cannot be fucked Googling) but is slighty more vulgar - as is gee (pronounced with the hard 'g'). Gee was very common when I was a kid/teenager, I always hated it, can't say why. But snatch, gee and fanny would not get you suspended from school - cunt did :biggrin1: - and all could be used on post 9pm TV no problem. Is there no US equivalent to any of those?
 

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oK so cunt is too strong for some of you cunts
Does this mean I should cease writing my fictional piece currently holding the title of Conroy The Cuntlapper- ? I would hate to have to retitle it something absurdly useless like Conroy the Snatch Slurper. Having the dickens of a time with it anyway since it keeps going bisexual on me.



As to va-whatsy, I have a 65 year old friend who still announces he has to go wee wee and a former coworker who would go to take a tinkle. People are strange-
 

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Does this mean I should cease writing my fictional piece currently holding the title of Conroy The Cuntlapper- ? I would hate to have to retitle it something absurdly useless like Conroy the Snatch Slurper. Having the dickens of a time with it anyway since it keeps going bisexual on me.

Personally I'm all for the original title - but anything would be better Conroy the Va-jayjay Vigilante

As for going bisexual - why the hell not - don't we all like a little variety in our erotica?

As to va-whatsy, I have a 65 year old friend who still announces he has to go wee wee and a former coworker who would go to take a tinkle. People are strange-

Why anyone feels the need to announce their need to urinate at all is completely beyond me...
 

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how does va-jayjay sound offensive!? i think it sounds cute.
I have always hated the word vagina and I REALLY resented it since I was six years old. My step sister was trying to figure out what we were calling it and said Jemima. I like that a lot better and my mom disapproved but I don't have to call it an ugly name that some patriarch pegged it. Isn't vagina a man's name like Fallopian tube is a male doctor's name? That's crap.
Okay, I looked it up and it is Latin.Still it's unattractive. I want something beautiful and feminine.
I like vajayjay because I feel it is more inclusive ( I would think of cunt or vajayjay as the entire vulva and the birth canal) and equivalent to cunt or pussy. I am very comfortable with pussy but I don't always want to come across as crude and try to use penis instead of dick or cock and vajayjay or vagina instead of pussy as not to be unintentionally rude or crude in my posts. When I am rude or crude I want it to be strictly intentional.
I have friends who had European parents and called it cunt who are American women and some of my older male lovers referred to my pussy as a cunt. I enjoy hearing the correct use of the word cunt. Is pussy to pornographic and sexual? Crude? Why isn't pussy just as common as cunt? or is it?
I feel that it is about freakin' time women get to call their koochie/hoo-hoo/vagina something better and chosen by us the owners.
I taught my daughter Koochie. Something cute and lovable and appropriate.
She ate to much candy on her visitation with my ex's family and said she had and itchy rash on her koochie. Kids get candida /diaper rash especially in hot southern climates especially if they eat to much sugary foods are undiluted fruit juice.
I think pussy is okay for adults . Like tits. It doesn't sound right when kids say it.
I think we called breasts ninnahs or nursy when breastfeeding.
My family called the penis a dingaling. LOL.
I taught my son penis which he pronounced pennis and it was too hard for him to pronounce and remember. He called it his private parts which was easy and generic for my son and first daughter.
My son once asked what happened to my daughters private parts very concerned that her penis was missing (he saw me change her diapers. I had to explain it to in terms he could understand and that made me comfortable. I taught them cat or kitty.I told them it was vagina and he made a funny face. I told them I didn't like to call it vagina.I told them that word is used at the doctor office.
I can't stand the word vagina.
I think that penis is more attractive and pussy also start with P.Like in pretty pussy.
It isn't fair that the men get an attractive name and women get an ugly name.
 

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I can't stand the word vagina.
I think that penis is more attractive and pussy also start with P.Like in pretty pussy.
It isn't fair that the men get an attractive name and women get an ugly name.

I think vagina is an alright word - you seem to have a hang up, here's some basic therapy. Take a deep breath and then say vagina 20 times, quite quickly but not so quick you stumble on it - come on now - with me:

vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

And now - the same thing with penis:

penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis

They both sound pretty fucking silly now don't they - all words do when you say them like that. It is just a word - it is not an ugly word, there is no such thing*. It is a vagina - it is a dignified and beautiful body part and it does not deserve to be a va-jayjay - or even a koochie, when it comes to that. When it is being pounded by a fantastic cock it transforms into a cunt and is even more beautiful. There's room for a lot of things in a cunt - however being cutesy is not one of them.

* there are silly words - the one's you don't have to say 20 times before they sound silly - like va-jayjay
 

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Personally I'm all for the original title - but anything would be better Conroy the Va-jayjay Vigilante

As for going bisexual - why the hell not - don't we all like a little variety in our erotica?
Well, it is done. (not necessarily done well but it is done) and Conroy the Cuntlapper he is.



Why anyone feels the need to announce their need to urinate at all is completely beyond me...
I've wondered on this myself- is it meant to be an invitation? I hope not, I'm really not much into water sports what with the mess and the cleanup and the odor and...hell, I can still smell the cat piss from 6 years ago, I don't need to add to it. (although if people are into it, then by all means go for it)