What is all this "va-jayjay" piffle?!

[B_sugarandspice]

Well the dildo is not gettin it done hon so get yourself a fuck buddy cause you seriously need to get laid. By the way don't flatter yourself nobodys lining up to jerk off for you especially when your that uptight.

-Maryann- the 15 year old

Whoa!
Boy, did she tell her! haha
Spoken like a true 15 year old smart mouth. I am not saying it's wrong but 15 is the age that kids are this way.Very mouthy.LoL
I look forward to her posts when she is 18 but she will probably have other interests by then. of course her comments will have to be quoted by the father and she should not view the gallery yet.
I think an adult female would be more appropriate than her father as far as her viewing this site. But I'll have to ask a father of a teen daughter and see what he says about it. She may not have anyone one else to be candid about these type of things. some fathers take their daughters for birth control when the mother is too uptight.They have to be candid and make sure the kids are getting the right advise.

My 15 year old is not that sexually mature and very much still a little girl inside her 5'10' in body.
I was late in maturing sexually psychologically but not physically. Some kids are way more grown up than others in that regard.
She has not had a sheltered life and that is fine. My daughter is quite sheltered and a church girl like I was. Not that it is better just very different. I have seen teens of both types.
My daughter still doesn't get dirty jokes and says "eww" to sexual things in movies or TV but my son was not so innocent.
My daughter excels scholastically and has very high SAT scores so she is not slow by any means.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Well, it is done. (not necessarily done well but it is done) and Conroy the Cuntlapper he is.

Shame - I thought of a better one - Conroy the Va-jayjay Vulture!! Perfect :tongue:

I saw the thread - I'll go read it when I am finished work...

I've wondered on this myself- is it meant to be an invitation? I hope not, I'm really not much into water sports what with the mess and the cleanup and the odor and...hell, I can still smell the cat piss from 6 years ago, I don't need to add to it. (although if people are into it, then by all means go for it)

An invitation? Bloody hell - I hope not, my mother does it all the time!!

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Geez Ed,you need to use your 15 yr old to get your kicks?
I don't think I need to add to how sad that is.
C.B.:saevil:

I don't think that is the situation at all.

 

[Gillette]

But snatch, gee and fanny would not get you suspended from school - cunt did :biggrin1: - and all could be used on post 9pm TV no problem. Is there no US equivalent to any of those?

Not sure about the U.S. but in my neck of the Canadian woods snatch, pussy and cunt are in common usage as well as twat, beaver and occasionally cootch.

 

[B_sugarandspice]

When it is being pounded by a fantastic cock it transforms into a cunt and is even more beautiful.

I agree with this but I find all the other words for cunt precious and the pussy is soft and so I think that the other words are -shit I forgot what I was gonna say.they are ..oh yeah,girly.I wanted to say girly.

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Originally Posted by ManlyBanisters

Why anyone feels the need to announce their need to urinate at all is completely beyond me...


GUILTY! I taught preschoolers and had three kids and it took a very long time to lose the habit of saying,"I have to go potty". grown ups in the DC area absolutely do not use that term.
We're silly dorks in the South

 

[Ed69]

Whoa!
Boy, did she tell her! haha
Spoken like a true 15 year old smart mouth. I am not saying it's wrong but 15 is the age that kids are this way.Very mouthy.LoL
I look forward to her posts when she is 18 but she will probably have other interests by then. of course her comments will have to be quoted by the father and she should not view the gallery yet.My daughter has a boyfriend so pics don't impress her when she's got the real thing to play with.As well as the fact she works at an english horse stable and assists with breeding and birthing.The boys here have nothing when you've seen a horse in action.:smile:
I think an adult female would be more appropriate than her father as far as her viewing this site. But I'll have to ask a father of a teen daughter and see what he says about it. She may not have anyone one else to be candid about these type of things. some fathers take their daughters for birth control when the mother is too uptight.They have to be candid and make sure the kids are getting the right advise.

My 15 year old You're 26 and gave birth at 11?Now thats scary! is not that sexually mature and very much still a little girl inside her 5'10' in body.
I was late in maturing sexually psychologically but not physically. Some kids are way more grown up than others in that regard.
She has not had a sheltered life and that is fine. My daughter is quite sheltered and a church girl like I was. Not that it is better just very different. I have seen teens of both types.
My daughter still doesn't get dirty jokes and says "eww" to sexual things in movies or TV but my son was not so innocent.
My daughter excels scholastically and has very high SAT scores so she is not slow by any means.

 

[B_sugarandspice]

huh?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

huh?

Re-read his post - he answers in green text within the quoted text.

 

[Ed69]

M.B. it smells like a fake,they can't read!

 

[naughty]

I find the term absolutely insipid. It has a perfectly good name, vagina.

 

[D_Ed69s girl]

Whoa!
Boy, did she tell her! haha
Spoken like a true 15 year old smart mouth. I am not saying it's wrong but 15 is the age that kids are this way.Very mouthy.LoL
I look forward to her posts when she is 18 but she will probably have other interests by then. of course her comments will have to be quoted by the father and she should not view the gallery yet.
I think an adult female would be more appropriate than her father as far as her viewing this site. But I'll have to ask a father of a teen daughter and see what he says about it. She may not have anyone one else to be candid about these type of things. some fathers take their daughters for birth control when the mother is too uptight.They have to be candid and make sure the kids are getting the right advise.

My 15 year old is not that sexually mature and very much still a little girl inside her 5'10' in body.
I was late in maturing sexually psychologically but not physically. Some kids are way more grown up than others in that regard.
She has not had a sheltered life and that is fine. My daughter is quite sheltered and a church girl like I was. Not that it is better just very different. I have seen teens of both types.
My daughter still doesn't get dirty jokes and says "eww" to sexual things in movies or TV but my son was not so innocent.
My daughter excels scholastically and has very high SAT scores so she is not slow by any means.

I am curious to know that if you are 26years old, how is it that you were a sheltered teen and yet you now have a fifteen year too, that would of made you what 11 when you had her?? Tell me how does that work???

 

[D_Ed69s girl]

I find the term absolutely insipid. It has a perfectly good name, vagina.

I so agree I love the word and prefer it.:biggrin1::tongue:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

M.B. it smells like a fake,they can't read!

I am curious to know that if you are 26years old, how is it that you were a sheltered teen and yet you now have a fifteen year too, that would of made you what 11 when you had her?? Tell me how does that work???

Yes - I'm a little confused now myself - maybe, and this is a huge and very un-ManlyBanisters like benefit of the doubt stretch, the 15 y.o. is a step daughter? Or maybe she's really just talking about herself in her youth.

Hmmm, dunno - the gallery shows someone obsessed with proving her identity - there is clearly someone about with a nice set who is willing to write LPSG on them. That person could be a 30-something with a good bod... maybe that it the most likely explanation, she's just lying about her age. The writing style and spelling 'issues' suggest a younger person - not that it's impossible for a 30-something to have bad reading and writing skills.. there are many examples here alone that counter that.

Fuck - I done gone off-topic in my own thread - buggerit - um... Lemme think, lemme think - Ah yes! Cha-cha, hoo-hoo, foufoun (French) and all such silly repetitive words for cunt are a fucking crock too. :tongue:

 

[Principessa]

Sugarandspice already admitted in another thread to actually being 37. Apparently she thought that since she is often mistaken for 26 in person that is the age she should post online.

I find this amusing because people often think I sound white on the phone, yet it has never occurred to me to attempt to pass for white online. :biggrin1:

I am curious to know that if you are 26years old, how is it that you were a sheltered teen and yet you now have a fifteen year too, that would of made you what 11 when you had her?? Tell me how does that work???

Yes - I'm a little confused now myself - maybe, and this is a huge and very un-ManlyBanisters like benefit of the doubt stretch, the 15 y.o. is a step daughter? Or maybe she's really just talking about herself in her youth.

Hmmm, dunno - the gallery shows someone obsessed with proving her identity - there is clearly someone about with a nice set who is willing to write LPSG on them. That person could be a 30-something with a good bod... maybe that is the most likely explanation, she's just lying about her age. The writing style and spelling 'issues' suggest a younger person - not that it's impossible for a 30-something to have bad reading and writing skills.. there are many examples here alone that counter that.

Someone said English wasn't her first language but I don't think thats the case here. I can usually tell when someone isn't comfortable writing in English by the way their post flows. In many romance languages the noun/verb is inverted. She doesn't do that, she writes like an American child.:frown1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Sugarandspice already admitted in another thread to actually being 37. Apparently she thought that since she is often mistaken for 26 in person that is the age she should post online.

I find this amusing because people often think I sound white on the phone, yet it has never occurred to me to attempt to pass for white online. :biggrin1:

Ah - well there you go then. Thanks NJ. I had a brief meander through her posts but couldn't really be that arsed - she should update her profile.

Sound white? Dunno about that. I've only heard your voicemail message and I suppose knowing you're black in advance means a voice registers differently - you have a pretty voice... so no discrepancies there :smile:

Someone said English wasn't her first language but I don't think thats the case here. I can usually tell when someone isn't comfortable writing in English by the way their post flows. In many romance languages the noun/verb is inverted. She doesn't do that, she writes like an American child.:frown1:

yesshe dos - it can beverry of putting - i dont get al the way thru al off herposts sometimes becos my eyesbals start to acke :shrug:

 

[185248]

Yoni...:tongue: Kama Sutra

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Yoni...:tongue: Kama Sutra

Yes, Yoni is a good one.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I think vagina is an alright word - you seem to have a hang up, here's some basic therapy. Take a deep breath and then say vagina 20 times, quite quickly but not so quick you stumble on it - come on now - with me:

vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

And now - the same thing with penis:

penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis penis

They both sound pretty fucking silly now don't they - all words do when you say them like that. It is just a word - it is not an ugly word, there is no such thing*. It is a vagina - it is a dignified and beautiful body part and it does not deserve to be a va-jayjay - or even a koochie, when it comes to that. When it is being pounded by a fantastic cock it transforms into a cunt and is even more beautiful. There's room for a lot of things in a cunt - however being cutesy is not one of them.

* there are silly words - the one's you don't have to say 20 times before they sound silly - like va-jayjay

Thank you MB! grow up.
C.B.:saevil:

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I don't think that is the situation at all.

Oh please! you think someone lives in the fuckin' moon, what do you know about my opinions?
Not a damn thing. It was wrong for them to let their daughter post under his name. Period.
Read Freddie 53's post, if you need further clarification as to why.
Please ,try talking about something you know about,which admittedly, would make the topics you reply, to quite small.
cigarbabe:saevil: