What is gayer for a str8 guy to do?

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Hopefully I'll be forced to do neither of those things. I suppose if it comes down to it, and I'm truly being forced, I won't have much say in the matter anyway.

That is closer to the real answer. Nobody truly knows what they'd do until the time arrives. If you are tied up, and given the choice of felating one guy or being gang raped by 20 super hung scumbags, you'd probably felate one guy to literally save your butt.

 

[CUBE]

It may be hard for many to wrap their heads around this but anal sex is not just "gay sex"... You can be a straight guy and love your ass played with and still be straight. It is just "sex" Also, anal sex does not appeal to all gay men.

 

[fortiesfun]

It may be hard for many to wrap their heads around this but anal sex is not just "gay sex"... You can be a straight guy and love your ass played with and still be straight. It is just "sex" Also, anal sex does not appeal to all gay men.

Oral sex, however, is gayer than Christmas is Key West.

(Just kidding. I get your point and it is well taken.)

 

[arktrucker]

It may be hard for many to wrap their heads around this but anal sex is not just "gay sex"... You can be a straight guy and love your ass played with and still be straight. It is just "sex" Also, anal sex does not appeal to all gay men.

Son, I know that's right

True. Why are you so fascinated with straight men if you are gay? You keep posting threads like this which is a bit annoying.

I know I'm going to be lambasted when I ask this and, please try to understand I'm really not asking for it but, I've read a lot of YOUR post's on here and for some reason I get the feeling that you are either angry or bitter about something, You say his threads are 'a bit annoying'. I always get the feeling that you are talking from ahigh and looking down on the peons below. I know I may be wrong but I always get that feeling.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Thank you, loser_emo_kid! This is the only apprropriate answer for a truly 100% straight man to have.

A 100% straight man would rather be dead than give head to another guy? Well, first, I would say that 100% straight men must not value their own lives very much. (Me giving cunnilingus once or being dead? I'll take the first one, thank you.) Second, considering how many billions of people, of both genders and of all sexual orientations, who have given head to a man in their lives, it can't be that bad for anyone (and it isn't). Many of us enjoy it a lot, in fact.

 

[invisibleman]

they're both pretty gay... but i think if you're forced to do it, it's not as gay. but to suck a dick you have to actively participate.

so... i choose death

I am not EVEN going to go there.

If a guy isn't into me as much as I am into them--why fuckin' bother? :smile:

 

[CUBE]

There is also this idea that giving head is gross...well consider there are people that are gross that know one wants to suck. I mean I'm gay but I have standards. Sidebar: It's like the straight troll of a guy on TV saying I don't want the gays after me...I always think..."We would have a hot chick over you any day ugly."

Anyway, if your'e a straight guy...and you watch a chick going down on your cock right...you see her just enjoying the hell out of it and you feel like a stud with a big cock blasting her away. I would think in that moment you are turned on by her AND the sight of your cock getting sucked as one image. Certainly you don't think less of the chick becasue she likes dick. I guess even if you wouldn't suck a cock...you could be turned on enough by the site of your own cock to understand how a guy could get into it too.

Likewise....Why I don't want pussy...I can see a straight porn and understand how a guy would. I have tried it..."back in the day" it was cool enough. I just wanted the embodiment beyond the sex act I guess.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Blowing someone is 79% gay and getting fucked up the arse is 81% gay, seriously what a silly question

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Blowing someone is 79% gay and getting fucked up the arse is 81% gay, seriously what a silly question

Thank you for sharing the percentages. I knew the government had spent a ton of money on figuring that out. :wink:

 

[CUBE]

oh man...that was sounding like "so gay" as opposed to "same sexed." I hate that shit. Ok, going away from this thread now.

 

[Mem]

Blowing someone is 79% gay and getting fucked up the arse is 81% gay, seriously what a silly question

You are correct sir. That 2% difference is what makes getting fucked in the ass worse.

(it was a silly question, untill you took it seriously)

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I'm not a sir and that was intended to be a silly answer - duh

 

[B_Clyde Bollocks]

What does it really matter? Isnt it all about really getting our rocks off anyway? If we would be more like the greeks there would be less problems in this world

 

[Mem]

I'm not a sir and that was intended to be a silly answer - duh

Thank you for being CAPTAIN OBVIOUS or shoud I say Capitana Obviosa?

I knew that sir thing would get to you. I guess my Ed McMahon impression does not travel well in print.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I have no idea who Ed McMahon is otherwise it might not have gone over my head

 

[Mem]

I have no idea who Ed McMahon is otherwise it might not have gone over my head

I'm just messing with you. Ed McMahon was Johnny Carson's sidekick and that was one of his catchphrasses.

 

[guy1524]

I Would say nope... Ass isnt to bad cuz ur ust laying there..... head nooo fuckin way.

 

[Principessa]

True. Why are you so fascinated with straight men if you are gay? You keep posting threads like this which is a bit annoying.

I know I'm going to be lambasted when I ask this and, please try to understand I'm really not asking for it but, I've read a lot of YOUR post's on here and for some reason I get the feeling that you are either angry or bitter about something, Nope, not at all angry or bitter. You say his threads are 'a bit annoying'. Yes, I am always annoyed when someone posts the same question in a different format over and over and over again. LemacST is a perfect example of this. He posted over 4 dozen 'am I big enuf' threads his first 2 weeks here. I don't mind stroking a guys ego once or twice but more than that call a shrink. More importantly turn off your computer.

I always get the feeling that you are talking from a high and looking down on the peons below. I know I may be wrong but I always get that feeling. I really don't mean to sound condescending. :redface:

 

[needthesupport]

I would say kissing is gayer than both. I would both suck dick and get fucked in the ass before kissing.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

i cant imagine myself doing either.not my thing bro.