What is heaven like?

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 10 2005, 07:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 10 2005, 07:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 10 2005, 06:33 AM
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O mighty Queen Nefertitties, is that an obelisk under your gown, or are you just happy to see me?

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Both. Now get down and worship.

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How about I spit-shine and polish it till it gleams? :9

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*Faints and falls heavily to the floor with a mighty THUD*

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 10 2005, 02:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 10 2005, 02:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 10 2005, 06:33 AM
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O mighty Queen Nefertitties, is that an obelisk under your gown, or are you just happy to see me?

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Both. Now get down and worship.

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How about I spit-shine and polish it till it gleams? :9

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*sighs*

If you must.

*watches jana&#39;s face with a smirk*

 

[jonb]

::sets about creating gods the way Min did::

 

[breeze]

Postscript to the fatima posting.
Lucia Santos is her own words
" We left home quite early , expecting we would be delayed along the way. Masses of people thronged the roads. The rain fell in torrents. My mother , her heart torn with uncertainly as to what was going to happen , and fearing it would be the last day of my life { some in the crowd threaten to kill her if nothing happen } , wanted to accompany me. .................We reached the holmoak in the cova de iria. Once there , moved by an interior impulse , I asked the people to shut their umbrellas and say the rosary. A little later , we saw the flash of light , and then Our Lady appeared on the holmoak.
" What do you want of me ?"
" I want to tell you that a chapel is to be built here in my honour. I am the Lady of the Rosary. Continue always to pray the Rosary every day. The war is going to end , and the soldiers will soon return to their homes."
" I have many things to ask you : the cure of some sick persons , the conversion of sinners , and other things..."
" Some yes , but not others. They must amend their lives and ask forgiveness for their sins."
Looking very sad , Our Lady said
"Do not offend the Lord our God any more , because He is already so much offended"

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 10 2005, 09:18 PM
::sets about creating gods the way Min did::

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*would rather just worship jonb and cut out the middle-man*



Ashlar, you&#39;re SUCH a bitch&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 10 2005, 05:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 10 2005, 05:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 10 2005, 09:18 PM
::sets about creating gods the way Min did::

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*would rather just worship jonb and cut out the middle-man*



Ashlar, you&#39;re SUCH a bitch&#33;

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Once again I say ...

Pot ... Kettle ... Black.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Axex+Jun 10 2005, 12:12 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Axex &#064; Jun 10 2005, 12:12 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@Jun 9 2005, 07:08 PM
that is the only reasonable deduction anyone can make - since we know for a fact that we exist from birth until death, and we have no evidence to suppose that anyone has ever existed in any form either side of that ... hence it&#39;s the only valid comparison available.

remember much from before you were born? that&#39;s what I thought (although doubtless someone will now describe how they can recall every detail of their former life as a babylonian priestess / norse berserker / squash plant).

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I <3 U

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Ever notice how whenever someone claims to remember being in a past life, they were always someone really fucking important?

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 10 2005, 02:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 10 2005, 02:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 10 2005, 09:18 PM
::sets about creating gods the way Min did::

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*would rather just worship jonb and cut out the middle-man*



Ashlar, you&#39;re SUCH a bitch&#33;

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You&#39;re not familiar with the Egyptian pantheon are you?

This is Min.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 12 2005, 12:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 12 2005, 12:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 10 2005, 02:47 PM
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@Jun 10 2005, 09:18 PM
::sets about creating gods the way Min did::

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*would rather just worship jonb and cut out the middle-man*



Ashlar, you&#39;re SUCH a bitch&#33;

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You&#39;re not familiar with the Egyptian pantheon are you?

This is Min.

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No, honestly I know very little about Egyptology. Thanks for the pic, now when do I get one of you? *bats eyelashes coquettishly*

 

[steve319]

An, Min. Great god of fertility, owner of all females, great bull dick of the Eastern Desert, blah-blah-blah.

As the undying embodiment of pure evil, I&#39;ve had the opportunity to hang out with most deities now and again, and let me tell you, no one could shovel it like Min. Talk about believing your own hype.

And what a jerk&#33; "Look at my massive phallus&#33; It surges with the power of the Nile itself&#33; Don&#39;t you want to touch it?" and on and on he&#39;d go.

Funny how Mr. Fertility seemed so uninterested in saturating the fields (so to speak) of young Egyptian maidens and more focused on flirting with Osiris...

But you didn&#39;t hear it from me.

 

[madame_zora]

Ah, thanks for clearing that up, Evil Steve&#33; It seems our illustrious jonb whizzed another one right over my head. Okay, NOW I get it, hahahahaha.

Jonb, fwiw my name is a derrivative of Janaki, goddess of the fruitful harvest......

 

[Pecker]

Oh, Jana&#33;

I&#39;m a Passion Fruit.

Pick me&#33; Pick me&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Pecker@Jun 12 2005, 01:24 PM
Oh, Jana&#33;

I&#39;m a Passion Fruit.

Pick me&#33; Pick me&#33;

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But, my love, friut die when plucked from the vine, but at least you&#39;ll go with a smile on your face.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 12 2005, 01:00 AM
Ah, thanks for clearing that up, Evil Steve&#33; It seems our illustrious jonb whizzed another one right over my head. Okay, NOW I get it, hahahahaha.

Jonb, fwiw my name is a derrivative of Janaki, goddess of the fruitful harvest......

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Mine&#39;s from David&#39;s BFF (and more?).

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 13 2005, 11:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 13 2005, 11:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 12 2005, 01:00 AM
Ah, thanks for clearing that up, Evil Steve&#33; It seems our illustrious jonb whizzed another one right over my head. Okay, NOW I get it, hahahahaha.

Jonb, fwiw my name is a derrivative of Janaki, goddess of the fruitful harvest......

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Mine&#39;s from David&#39;s BFF (and more?).

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um, what&#39;s David&#39;s BFF?

 

[13788]

orionsword57:

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 11 2005, 03:53 PM
Ever notice how whenever someone claims to remember being in a past life, they were always someone really fucking important?

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Actually, I did a past life regression and learned that I had been a young girl who was killed in a train wreck at the age of 14. What is important is not the title, the job, etc.... but whether you needed to learn something in that earlier life and then whether you learned. Going back is also for learning as well. It helped me accept in me that side of all human beings which is not their selected gender this time around.

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by orionsword57@Jun 14 2005, 02:06 PM
Actually, I did a past life regression and learned that I had been a young girl who was killed in a train wreck at the age of 14.

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I did a lot of acid and learned that I was really Kraxar Devourer of Worlds sent to earth to eradicate all the weak brittle meat-creatures.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 14 2005, 12:00 AM
um, what&#39;s David&#39;s BFF?

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My name&#39;s short for Jonathan. The part about "and more?" was obviously a reference to how they&#39;re the male couple fundies will never admit were a couple even while they were "exceeding" all over each other.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 14 2005, 07:08 PM
My name&#39;s short for Jonathan. The part about "and more?" was obviously a reference to how they&#39;re the male couple fundies will never admit were a couple even while they were "exceeding" all over each other.

I don&#39;t know that they were necessarily a couple. David strikes me as a hustler playing Jonathan because he was the elder son of King Saul. Jonathan was definitely in love with David, but I have doubts that David really felt the same towards Jonathan.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Jun 14 2005, 01:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Jun 14 2005, 01:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-orionsword57@Jun 14 2005, 02:06 PM
Actually, I did a past life regression and learned that I had been a young girl who was killed in a train wreck at the age of 14.

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I did a lot of acid and learned that I was really Kraxar Devourer of Worlds sent to earth to eradicate all the weak brittle meat-creatures.

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Oh ohhh ... me first&#33;&#33;&#33;

DEVOUR ME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


*calms down*