WHAT IS IN THE WATER IN THE MIDWEST???

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  1. Imported

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    idigBIGdix: Sup guys?

    Well... I just wanted to see if anybody else has noticed that A LOT of really HUNG guys from the U.S. come from the Midwest.... Kansas, Nebraska, Ohio, Michigan.... I just wanna know what's in the drinking water there, and I need to take up stock IMMEDIATELY.
    I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah, and I still have yet to see any guys that are hung as heavily as all of you guys. I'm going out of my mind. Small cocks just make me wanna run away laughing. Once I deepthroated my first 10 incher, there was no looking back. Even when I lived in L.A., I didn't come across that many guys with 10"+. I still have yet to gag by the way. ;-) If any of you guys are in Utah, or just wanna chat with a really super chill masculine Bi jock that loves to get down on his knees and work over a hot tool as it should be... HOT, WET, DEEP, and INTENSE... definitely send me an e-mail. I'm just kinda bored on campus at my University. I'm checking out some Autofellatio porn, and my cock is ROCK HARD and I'm tasting my precum. Oh... FYI... Jeepwranglerboi is one of the hottest guys on here. You all look hella good to me, though. Also... I'm just getting into pumping... I need some advice as to which is the best way to start, and the best way NOT to end up with a waterweenie looking abnormality that looks as if it's about to explode. Lastly, I LOVE going down on str8 guys, and I love hearing other guys' stories that dig that kind of stuff too. FUCKING HOT!!!!!!! I was in a frat, and I got to eat some HELLA nice cocks. Sometimes, the girl was right outside the bathroom next in line!!!! Get back, buds. One more question... How hung do you think Mark Phelps the Olympic Swimmer is???

    Thanx MEN!!!

    A.J.
    idigbigdix@hotmail.com
     
  2. KinkGuy

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    If possible, can you modify your text size???? I can read those letters from across the room. And yes, I have played with some of the biggest corn fed male specimines in....of all places....Omaha, Nebraska. They grow 'em big, horny and twisted!
     
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    If his post was in Barney purple ...................................................

    Deja Vu !!!
     
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    OMG!! Pappy, I love that nw avatar! ROTFLMAO

    Being from the Midwest, I guess I'd never really thought about it until a friend mentioned it a while back. He said he'd never encountered so many big/huge dicks as he had here in Minneapolis -- and he's lived in many parts of the country.

    After considering it, and having done a lot of traveling, I guess there may be a lot of hung guys here. Whether it's in the water or not is anyone's guess... However, at the risk of creating another 'race/ethnicity' debate, it could be due to the great number of early settlers from northern European countries.

    Norweigian, German, Scot, English, French here, in that order.
     
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    I dunno, when I went to college some odd years ago, I had a couple of Phys Ed classes,(Yes, some people do refer to them as that!) and I had a couple of guys who were from the midwestern region of the USA. And in the lockerroom, I found none of them to have dimensions even close to what I've read here.
     
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    STLGUY: I have no idea what is in the water here in the mid-west. . just love the fact that so many men are thick and hung. I am a small guy here and have nothing but awe and admiration for you BIG men.
     
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    Well spoken, STLGUY, admiring the large penis is par for the course.
     
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    I don't think it's just the water. I think it stems from the fact that most mid-west families grow everything they eat. They slaughter their livestock that is fed grains that they grew. They grow their own vegetables and then freeze them or pressure can them. All of this is done without the use of hormones, preservatives or any other enhancement. Also the air quality in the midwest is much better. I think all these factors influence growth and development. Just my two cents worth. :)
     
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    lol....did I mention that my husband is from OH?
     
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    Yep, I think ponybilt is referring to me. I've lived all over the country and the biggest dicks were in Minneapolis. My guess is that it's because there are so many people of German and Nordic descent. They're generally big and tall, so it would follow that their cocks are also bigger than normal.

    I'm between 5'9" and 5'10" - probably about average for an American male, but in Minnesota, I found that I was shorter than most guys. It seemed like most of the guys I met there were at least 5'11", or maybe even 6'.

    (Pappy - most Midwesterners buy their food at grocery stores, just like everyone else in the U.S.)
     
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    Hmmm.... last time I killed a chicken? Well, actually I just choked it a little :D

    And yeah, Mark, I was refering to you :)
     
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    Today they do, but I was referring to generations past. As stated in another thread it takes a very long time for traits to evolve. All the clean air and pure foods consumed by past generations had it's effect and will take generations to change.
     
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    You hit the Lamarck with that one. ;)

    Seriously, that's not how evolution works either. Acquired traits aren't inherited; if they were, the Jews would've stopped circumcising ages ago because boys would've inherited it. Basically genetic mutations are random. From there, the simple fact that some organisms have more offspring than others (and some have none at all) does the rest.
     
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    You hit the Lamarck with that one. ;)

    Seriously, that's not how evolution works either. Acquired traits aren't inherited; if they were, the Jews would've stopped circumcising ages ago because boys would've inherited it. Basically genetic mutations are random. From there, the simple fact that some organisms have more offspring than others (and some have none at all) does the rest. [/b][/quote]
    Plus, I believe it would take hundreds, if not thousands of years for a genetic mutation to appear consistently.
     
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    Assuming no type of selective forces, it's a logarithmic function of population size. Assuming a type of selective force, I can't see anything but sexual selection, and I can't see that particular variety of sexual selection in Sioux Falls. LOL
     
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    I'm from the Chicago area originally, but have lived a long time in NYC, NJ, Pittsburgh, and now live in Columbus, OH.

    I've seen huge ones everywhere. (Pittsburgh was a bit scarcer than the others.) It's intersting to note, however, that Chad Hunt, John Holmes and Matt Rush (just to name a few "big" porn stars) are all from Ohio.
     
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    Mark - you seem to relate height to dick size, but is this so ? It's always seemed to me that sheer physical size (be it bulk and/or height) bears little or no relation to genital size, some small men being amazingly endowed and vice versa. I don't know Minneapolis/Minnesota (more's the pity), but am aware that it was the destination of much north European (happy to be here!) emigration in the past, so there's possibly something in that.

    I think in the last couple of years there was an lpsg forum which listed various ethnic genital averages, which was interesting. Arabs came out well, I seem to remember, and Italians (for some reason - olives??) at the other end. Can this be found again ?
     
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    yourclovergrl: I just read this thread and how dang funny. I am from KC MO and I think its more the luck of the draw. I think that most people in the midwest are just more open so you find more of them talking about their sizes or their mans size. But hey ya never know. LOL :p
     
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    guess i better book my next vacation in minneapolis then, huh? lol
     
  20. hungthick

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    i was going to say the same thing. I hear most strippers come from Columbus, Ohio. the bath house in Columbus is like a stripper, porn convention. I have been dragged to bath houses across the country by my friends but this one i have to say has the largest number of hung guys i have seen in one place.

    im from Indiana and there are quite a bit more hung guys here than say North Carolina (where my friends say it seems many are small).

    In my experience i thought san francisco guys werent that hung for the most part either.

    I've been with lots of Michigan guys and i would say half have been hung.

    another friend of mine say minneapolis is great and i would love it there--now i know why he said that. i should take a drive (its not too far).
     
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