what is it about red wine???

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  1. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    that goes straight through me and gives my pelvis a pounding, rapid pulse? damn it..not a rounded corner in site.
     
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    Don't fight it. Go with the flow.
     
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    It seems to affect most of you vaginally-equipped types this way...so I always keep a supply on hand. :wink:
     
  4. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    as I type this... I am aware of a few things...

    I am drenching my underware - understatement!!!

    I am also more inclined to spell check.. and my thumbs and pinkies are numb. My puppy is quite worried about me. yet he is strangely obedient...I guess it's my positive enthusiasm that gives him confidence "Here!!!" and he comes straight to me and sits. "You're such a good boy!!!!" Normally he runs from me and wants me to chase him. (mental note: be super happy and puppy will sit at your feet).

    Jamming to the police "synchronicity I - not II.." "a connecting principallllllll....lead to the invincible..." (or at least my version of it).

    Jesus Christ I'm a horny as all get out.

    It's 3:30am...I need a vibrator (I refuse the lawyer dude...)
     
  5. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    psst... at least I got decent wine glasses to drink shiraz proper... oh lord the line is blurring...maybe I'll just masturbate to relieve the tension.

    wahhhoooo!
     
  6. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    :rofl: "he said... flow... :rofl:

    cheeks, pinkies... still numb...think teeth might be.
     
  7. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    really??? what gives you the most dividend, as far as reds go (to think I only drank white wine for years..) if not shiraz...Italian vino red Montalcino? Como? Vaginal type wantstaknow...
     
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    You go girl!!
    Now you know why I LOVE red wine!!
    Put's the GGRRRRR into GROWL!!
    Ride the glow sweets.
     
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    Spanish and Italians...I get great mileage out of tempranillo (riojas in particular) and sangioveses (brunello, rosso, some chianti).

    Ugh, being in your timezone is fucking me up...gotta try to sleep even though I feel an hour behind.
     
  10. Principessa

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    It's the nitrates and sulfites. I predict you will awaken in the morning with a splitting headache.


    It took me 10 minutes to figure out what you meant by a rounded corner. :redface::tongue:
     
  11. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    love you chica...totally feel my plight...

    so I didn't jerk off... though letting the water running over my running snatch...should count.. I did not linger...
    I trimmed all my body hair (except the hair on my head ofcourse).

    Scary... I did not nick myself...

    I still feel loopy...

    Lindeman Shiraz... 2 glasses and 3.5 hours in to my buzz... check it out..hold on...gonna check the year and share with the other prevs in the forum (I say that with love, dochya know. ;)

    Back...

    here we go.. ladies and gents:

    Lindeman's Shiraz... Bin 50...2006 - if you don't have it.. get it.

    feel fingertips coming back...

    So what else girls, gets you going...
    I want to keep this on the ready so when I want to start drilling again.. I have the necessary accoutraments on the ready..

    PLEASE share in kind... what qualifies as an aphrodisiac...depending upon reply.. I might just make it a separate thread - if another chica has the smarts and sobriety to do so..

    damn.. I did nick my ankle, better that than my cookie...

    :wink:

    p.s. love you girls for being so forthright on a dick forum (love you guys too, I'm just sayin' the chicas here are awesome with their ability to share).

    I'm in love with the world right now.
     
  12. The Dragon

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    Aussie Reds are some of the horniest, love juices on the planet!!
    Should come with a warning on the label!
    SEX IN A BOTTLE!
     
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    Hmmm, sounds like this bears some personal investigation...know where I might find a suitable tutor?
     
  14. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    seriously...

    It's delicious and I'm fucking wired...I feel like someone took over my vag and it has a life of it's own.. such a waste... but I'll keep it on the ready in the future :wink:
     
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    Come here my friend and let me instruct you on the joys of an bold, full bodied Aussie!
     
  16. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    :wink:
    cool.. demonstrater and pupil...

    I'm taking notes:wink:
     
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    Ooooh mama, I am hard from reading this thread!:tongue:

    Wherever you're at, Zoe, I wish I was there!!:biggrin1:
     
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    No it has to be French ... Madiran ... Chateauneuf du Pape ... and of course, Fleurie :beerchug2:
     
  19. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    dude ... when I'm this mellow.. I love my breasts...it's weird...it's just fun being a girl...
     
  20. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    ah... but you have to be in Europe to enjoy it.. NJ has a point.. the sulfites get in the way... I miss french wine..
     
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