length: endowed
girth: endowed
volume: well endowed
did i mess something up here?
Not likely. We're sorta like the Marines around here - push with the cock you got.

Train yourself to be the best tool pusher, go for a weapons specialist title or something in that light, humorous line of thought. :tongue:
Likely what happened with the volume calculation is that even with "digital or mechanical aid", it is easy to misplace a digit or decimal place when you perform operations on parenthetical formula. That P.E.M.D.A.S. I mentioned is simply:
(P)arenthesis - Solve materials contained in each set of parenthesis in the following, remaining list order. Repeat THE SAME Following operational steps IN ORDER of list on remaining operation OUTSIDE parenthesis.
(E)xponents
(M)ultiply
(D)ivide
(A)ddition
(S)ubtraction
Simple - but can be daunting until practiced a few times to get your head in gear and feet on path.

If you got some strange 180~200+ result, when using the calculator approach - press your "=" button to signal to the calculator that you are no longer entering numbers and operands into parenthesis.
"Gentlemen:
Thaw your chickens."