what is my size?/how big am I?/where do i rank?

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In the context of weights, measures and scales and limiting myself to just the terminology of the "chart" given to work within:

Girth = Monumental.
Length = Off scale.
Volume = Off scale.

Though I switched Windows 7's calculator.exe into scientific mode to make the exponential and usual "P.E.M.D.A.S." data entry easier, I did not need it to figure out...

"Yeah, it's big. The point?" ;D

Though it was refreshing to remember the cylinder volume measurements formula as THAT is very useful in other areas. :biggrin1:
 

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length: endowed

girth: endowed

volume: well endowed


did i mess something up here?

Not likely. We're sorta like the Marines around here - push with the cock you got. :D Train yourself to be the best tool pusher, go for a weapons specialist title or something in that light, humorous line of thought. :tongue:

Likely what happened with the volume calculation is that even with "digital or mechanical aid", it is easy to misplace a digit or decimal place when you perform operations on parenthetical formula. That P.E.M.D.A.S. I mentioned is simply:

(P)arenthesis - Solve materials contained in each set of parenthesis in the following, remaining list order. Repeat THE SAME Following operational steps IN ORDER of list on remaining operation OUTSIDE parenthesis.

(E)xponents

(M)ultiply

(D)ivide

(A)ddition

(S)ubtraction

Simple - but can be daunting until practiced a few times to get your head in gear and feet on path. :D If you got some strange 180~200+ result, when using the calculator approach - press your "=" button to signal to the calculator that you are no longer entering numbers and operands into parenthesis. :D

"Gentlemen:

Thaw your chickens."
 

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This data comes from initial dimensions posted by the members of Thunder's Place over the years.

Depending on how I estimate "average girth" I am either "well-endowed" or "huge".
Based on bone-pressed erect length I am in the "massive" range.
Based on calculated volume (using BPEL) I am again in the "massive" range on volume.

Funny, I don't feel "huge" and I certainly don't feel I am "massive". "Well-endowed", maybe.
 

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This data comes from initial dimensions posted by the members of Thunder's Place over the years.

Depending on how I estimate "average girth" I am either "well-endowed" or "huge".
Based on bone-pressed erect length I am in the "massive" range.
Based on calculated volume (using BPEL) I am again in the "massive" range on volume.

Funny, I don't feel "huge" and I certainly don't feel I am "massive". "Well-endowed", maybe.

same here i have never felt well endowded before, but according to this, i guess we are, haha
 

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Cool, I think I like this chart thing - give you some facts to hang your hat on!

Girth=Monumental
Length=Above Average
Volume=Freakishly Epic

woo-hoo!