What is the attraction to a Large Penis?

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Jul 14 2005, 05:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Jul 14 2005, 05:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium


Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

About the same number of times you&#39;ve said this phrase: "No Senior football team, I will not let you run a train on me"

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A proposition I&#39;m sure YOU would never say no to.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jul 14 2005, 06:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jul 14 2005, 06:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jul 13 2005, 05:02 PM
Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

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Defenestration, wow. They apparently have a word for everything now, LOL.

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That&#39;s actually a very old word&#33;

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Jul 14 2005, 01:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Jul 14 2005, 01:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium


Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

About the same number of times you&#39;ve said this phrase: "No Senior football team, I will not let you run a train on me"

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That really doesn&#39;t make a lot of sense... I guess the implication is that I&#39;m somehow not desirable enough for a football team to want to run a train on me, thus insinuating that you haven&#39;t considered being hurled from a window.
I&#39;m personally proud of the fact that I&#39;m not enough of a slut that I&#39;d want a bunch of random guys to fuck me, but hey, different strokes, eh Doc?

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jul 14 2005, 02:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jul 14 2005, 02:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jul 13 2005, 05:02 PM
Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

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Defenestration, wow. They apparently have a word for everything now, LOL.

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...NOW?

Check this action out.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jul 14 2005, 02:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jul 14 2005, 02:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jul 14 2005, 01:31 AM
...NOW?

Check this action out.

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Wiki&#39;s nice, but mostly because you can edit people&#39;s posts.

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Still, defenestration&#39;s not all that obscure of a practice. I first learned about it in Euro Hist years ago.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by absinthium
That really doesn&#39;t make a lot of sense... I guess the implication is that I&#39;m somehow not desirable enough for a football team to want to run a train on me...

Nah, the implication was that it&#39;s not a rare occurrence and that it&#39;s something you&#39;d never say no to.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by madame_zora+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick@
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Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

About the same number of times you&#39;ve said this phrase: "No Senior football team, I will not let you run a train on me"

A proposition I&#39;m sure YOU would never say no to.
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Nah, I&#39;m extremely homophobic. Once I looked at my own dick in the shower and punched myself for being a faggot.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

It&#39;s just jokes people. I was basically just playing Jimmy Houston throwing out some well constructed bait and ole girl replied in a matter of seconds. LOL

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Jul 14 2005, 08:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Jul 14 2005, 08:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by madame_zora+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dilznick@
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Have you ever considered volunteering at your local defenestration tower?

About the same number of times you&#39;ve said this phrase: "No Senior football team, I will not let you run a train on me"

A proposition I&#39;m sure YOU would never say no to.
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Nah, I&#39;m extremely homophobic. Once I looked at my own dick in the shower and punched myself for being a faggot.

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Riiiight, definition of homophobic- so afraid of gays you probably are.

 

[absinthium]

Double posts are hot and I love them.

 

[absinthium]

Triple posts are even more delicious. Good lord.

 

[absinthium]

That really doesn&#39;t make a lot of sense... I guess the implication is that I&#39;m somehow not desirable enough for a football team to want to run a train on me...

Nah, the implication was that it&#39;s not a rare occurrence and that it&#39;s something you&#39;d never say no to.

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Seriously? That&#39;s what you meant? I had no idea... I wasn&#39;t responding with SARCASM or anything. Retard. Don&#39;t go chugging your own cock about that well-constructed jive just yet, k? Thanks.

Clearly you have no idea how ridiculously unpopular I was in high school. Go ask any football player in my graduating class about the mutual disrespect we had for each other... Any of them expressing any desire in me would be about as likely as you and Chimera hooking up... Although you two are getting awfully *ahem* friendly these days.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by madame_zora
Riiiight, definition of homophobic- so afraid of gays you probably are.

Actually, one of my friends is gay (which I mentioned earlier on here). LOL I see my brand of humor is not appreciated here.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by absinthium
Seriously? That&#39;s what you meant? I had no idea... I wasn&#39;t responding with SARCASM or anything.

Clearly you have no idea how ridiculously unpopular I was in high school. Go ask any football player in my graduating class about the mutual disrespect we had for each other... Any of them expressing any desire in me would be about as likely as you and Chimera hooking up

Nope, I didn&#39;t know that. Yeah I thought it was funny you mentioned it, even though it didn&#39;t seem particularly witty to me.

that well-constructed jive

Thanks.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX
LMAO, I have a friend who won&#39;t watch any porn where he can see a dick.

He&#39;s probably worried about his own sexuality. Homophobes usually are.

I&#39;ve gotten to where I don&#39;t watch interracial or ones with guys that are smaller than me. LOL

Ha, I&#39;ve stopped watching porn altogether. Seriously.

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick@Jul 13 2005, 02:44 PM
Women like it because it turns them on and makes their pussies wet and tingly.

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Everybody now: HI, DOCTOR &#39;NICK&#33;

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by aloofman
Everybody now: HI, DOCTOR &#39;NICK&#33;

OMG, look, it&#39;s my #1 fan, Aloofman&#33; Trying to score some brownie points with the ladies.

 

[godiluvabig1]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Jul 14 2005, 11:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Jul 14 2005, 11:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-aloofman
Everybody now:  HI, DOCTOR &#39;NICK&#33;

OMG, look, it&#39;s my #1 fan, Aloofman&#33; Trying to score some brownie points with the ladies.

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LMAO actually, I&#39;ve gotta agree with my girl samantha on this one...
i quoted her in my signature

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Oh for the love of God....

Stop messing up this thread with this racist drivel please.

We arent here to discuss your personality defects, we are here to discuss what it is that makes people think large penises are better.

Now come on people.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

You know.... I never thought I&#39;d say that...