What is the best way

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    Hey girls and guys What is the best way to deep clean out your ass. I never seem to be able to get it clean and there is always a little stuff left. I have a 36" colon tube and get it all in but it still leaks.:confused: HELP PLEASE
     
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    Worst. Thread. Ever.
     
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    Try a garden hose.
     
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    walgreens...douche set,or fleet.

    (also known as enema)
    :smile:

    this is also probably better posted in healthy penis.
     
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    A colon cleansing + Enema. Alcohol Enema not applicable.
     
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    Back in the day, people used to prepare all kinds of wonderful enemas, with oil of lavender and such.

    Honestly, I know nothing about cleaning out my own ass but I know a friend of mine that goes on a strict diet and prepares himself days in advance, then keeps a "shit rag" handy "just in case". I guess it's just how life goes when you shove things up there.
     
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    lol
     
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    Careful with those enemas, you could hurt yourself.
     
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    if this thread is at all serious...
    look to your diet.
    if it was the right texture and regular then it wouldn't be leaving a mess.
     
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