What is the biggest dick you have ever seen?

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13.5 long and 9 inches thick.
Or one-fourth of Danny DeVito ;)
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The biggest I've seen in real life was around 9.5 x 8 I think. Huge fucking thing on a thin white boy.
8" around?? C'mon. How come we haven't even seen anything remotely that big in porn? Now, do I believe that somewhere on God's green planet there might be some dude walking around with a cock with an 8" circumference? Maybe.
But what are the chances anyone would bang into that guy?
 
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8" around?? C'mon. How come we haven't even seen anything remotely that big in porn? Now, do I believe that somewhere on God's green planet there might be some dude walking around with a cock with an 8" circumference? Maybe.
But what are the chances anyone would bang into that guy?
13.5 inches long....bwahahahaha.
 
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8" around?? C'mon. How come we haven't even seen anything remotely that big in porn? Now, do I believe that somewhere on God's green planet there might be some dude walking around with a cock with an 8" circumference? Maybe.
But what are the chances anyone would bang into that guy?
Maybe it wasn't 8 and "only" 7 or 7.5. But I'm telling you, it was crazy thick. And since he was thin, seeing that thing lying against his leg... It really did look like another leg.
 

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This really did happen: Years ago I visited Las Vegas and visited an adult book store. I joined a guy in a booth who had motioned me to join him. The guy mid-40's good looking and very well built. The booth was so tiny we were right up against facing each other...not much space to stand away to appreciate what I was about to see and hold. He opened his pants and tucked into a speedo he'd been wearing because of swimming earlier in the afternoon flopped out the most huge cock I'd ever seen.

We had to hurry 'cause the clerk would be onto us if he knew we were in the booth together so I briefly got to play with one of those cocks that wet dreams are made of...trying to measure the girth I touched both my thumbs together at the head of his cock and struggled to reach both forefingers together around his corona...try that with your own fingers and you'll get 'a feel' of what I experienced...that's how big around his cock was.

And so today, Phil, if your out there reading this, thanks again for a memorable afternoon. You made a man of me that day and I enjoyed the drive around town in your car that we had to talk and get to know each other briefly. I have never forgotten you or that day.
 

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8" around?? C'mon. How come we haven't even seen anything remotely that big in porn? Now, do I believe that somewhere on God's green planet there might be some dude walking around with a cock with an 8" circumference? Maybe.
But what are the chances anyone would bang into that guy?


Well well...a couple times I've swelled up to 8" girth after taking Bactrim antibiotics, sure wasn't natural but there it was. Girth measurements can be accurately made wrapping a strip of paper snug around the shaft and marking.
 
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