In the 1980's, I worked second shift & I became friends with a guy at work. I lived alone & he lived with his gf who worked days. A couple of nights a week I would invite him over to play board games. He was somewhat short, but wore baggy pants that did NOT hide his bulge. I remember asking one night if I could ask him a personal question, I pointed at his crotch & asked if that was all him.
He grinned and asked did I want to see it?
I said sure, just out of curiosity, so he turns around pulls his pants to his knees and turns around. I said wow! And started to laugh. He liked my reaction and shook it at me with his fist and twirled it around to make me keep laughing. He also had a HUGE dangling nutsack. When I quit laughing I asked how big it was. And he says measure it, I dare you. So I get a ruler and crouch in front of him & damn if it isn't between 8-9 inches soft!
He had a great sense of humor about it & said he loved to watch how guys reacted when they saw it for the first time...