What is the deal?

[voidout]

i love poodles!
have i ever shown you my boy?
this is his royal gayness prince mica.

Seriouly? He's awesome! He would look even more awesome with a little crown on his head though. We'll need to get him one.

i hate poodles!


(did you change your panties yet?)

 

[Opalite]

did you change your panties yet?

I think I'll just won't wear any today, for efficency.

 

[voidout]

bahahahaha!

 

[dolfette]

Seriously? He's awesome! He would look even more awesome with a little crown on his head though. We'll need to get him one.

he's the bestest.
he's HUGE. and mellow.
totally dwarfs your average doberman.
they're gundogs & have a personality something like an intellectual labrador.
loves mud & swimming & watching me take baths...he's kinda seedy that way.

i hate poodles!

you'd like him. seriously.
i hate small & yappy dogs, but he's not one of them.

 

[voidout]

he's the bestest.
he's HUGE. and mellow.
totally dwarfs your average doberman.
they're gundogs & have a personality something like an intellectual labrador.
loves mud & swimming & watching me take baths...he's kinda seedy that way.

you'd like him. seriously.
i hate small & yappy dogs, but he's not one of them.

huge - check
mellow - check
personality - check
intelligence - check
seedy - CHECK

well, he does meet all my requirements...

 

[Opalite]

he's the bestest.
he's HUGE. and mellow.
totally dwarfs your average doberman.
they're gundogs & have a personality something like an intellectual labrador.
loves mud & swimming & watching me take baths...he's kinda seedy that way.

you'd like him. seriously.
i hate small & yappy dogs, but he's not one of them.

I used to think I didn't like poodles too. That is, untill I had to babysit the my collegues french poodle and I totally fell in love with him. They really do have huge personallities, totally different then what I thought they'd be!

 

[dolfette]

huge - check
mellow - check
personality - check
intelligence - check
seedy - CHECK

well, he does meet all my requirements...

as his pimp i have to inform you that he's £250 a pop.
stud in the literal sense.

I used to think I didn't like poodles too. That is, until I had to babysit the my colleagues french poodle and I totally fell in love with him. They really do have huge personalities, totally different then what I thought they'd be!

the little ones give them a bad rep.
they're big, rough & tumble dogs.
my family have always had big dogs, like mastiffs & wolfhounds here, but i needed something that was trustworthy with kids & smart enough to sit on them. i don't feel like i had to compromise too far at all.

here's him out of his show clip.

(ha! poodle hijack)

 

[voidout]

bestiality...my favourite past time.

also, watch this: Naked Wizard Tased By Reality on Vimeo

i thought you two might enjoy some embarrassing public nudity paired with unfair police treatment. always a good time.

 

[Opalite]

bestiality...my favourite past time.

also, watch this: Naked Wizard Tased By Reality on Vimeo

i thought you two might enjoy some embarrassing public nudity paired with unfair police treatment. always a good time.

Why, yes we certainly do. Beats sex any day.

I think we should invite Dolf's poodle to our orgy.

 

[voidout]

Why, yes we certainly do. Beats sex any day.

I think we should invite Dolf's poodle to our orgy.

yes! yes! the chafing on my clit is throbbing with the thought.

 

[dolfette]

weirdos!

 

[voidout]

is this my cue to use your sig line for insult slinging?

 

[Opalite]

he's HUGE!

See, you started it.

 

[dolfette]

ahahahahahaha

 

[joeym]

For me length is slightly more important than girth. This is because if it's too girthy I'm uncomfortable (I'm fine with average girth or a bit more than average perhaps). But length is great because it hits that back spot for me, and I have strong orgasms from stimulation of that spot. So I like something longer than average, physically speaking.

Chrissy - Sorry if you've been asked this already, but do you know how much length it takes to hit that "back spot" for you? Also, does a particular curve help hit it, or with a straight dick does a particular postion hit it easier?

 

[Drifterwood]

See, you started it.

I bet he smells worse than the combined crotches of the England Rugby team after being thumped by the Welsh.

 

[Opalite]

I bet he smells worse than the combined crotches of the England Rugby team after being thumped by the Welsh.

If I would have been wearing panties I would have soaked them. See, efficiency.

 

[nicenycdick]

...I like any penis that finds it's way into my bed/car/back yard/grocery store...

But you didn't provide any addresses?