What is the difference between a curved,bent or crooked cock?

[Crooked Cock]

I was just curious. I hear the words used interchangeably. What is the difference between a curved,bent or crooked? What is the correct usage?


Crooked Cock

 

[marleyisalegend]

it doesn't matter, all of them refer to a penis that isn't straight. if anything the different may be the degree with which each is curved for example a curve may be a BIG curve, bent may be slightly curved, etc...

 

[AlteredEgo]

I agree with marleyisalegend.

 

[Gillette]

To me curved would be a consistent curvature along the entire shaft, bent an abrupt curve (not full shaft).

Crooked, IMO, is a misnomer. The word connotes more than one change in direction, like a zig zag.

 

[OldFirm08]

I see curved as a slight deviation to left/right or a pronounced upward curve when hard. Bent may mean it is aimed quite visibly to left or right even when soft, even though when hard the shaft may actually be fairly straight. Crooked indicates a severe angled situation, as with a penis that might be mostly straight or have a slight curve, but then has a drasticly bent angle in mid shaft, or one with a head that is cocked down, or out of sync with the rest of the shaft.
That's my unprofessional opinion. I think we know what it is when we see one, right?

 

[christina]

lol ok im sorry i just dont know but how does a cock get curved to the side?

 

[Viking_UK]

lol ok im sorry i just dont know but how does a cock get curved to the side?

There are all sorts of theories about that, most based on how it was placed while growing. Many right-handed guys have cocks which curve to the left, and vice versa.

When I was a teenager, I used to dress up and to the left, cos that way any spontaneous hardon was pretty easy to hide cos I used to carry keys, cash etc in my left pocket. Anyway, I now have a curve to the left. Guys who tucked theirs under often have a downward curve, while those who had it pointing straight up often have an upward curve. Those are just generalisations, and not every guy is the same, but it gives you an idea of why and how some curve in different directions.

 

[SteveHd]

Pics of some rather unusual curves and bends.

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

and this

 

[neo1989]

and this

That last one is what mine looks like. I hate it. Mine also is twisted slightly to the right, so the head is almost 90* flipped.

 

[SpeedoMike]

it's really a matter of heredity unless an injury has occurred. a noticeable sharp bend is referred to as bent nail syndrome.

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

That last one is what mine looks like. I hate it. Mine also is twisted slightly to the right, so the head is almost 90* flipped.

It can be straightened using penile traction. Or surgery (Peyronies Disease, i.e. scar tissue ('fibrous plaque) under the skin which prevent the penis from straightening.) I don't know whether you have that.

Here's something I found on the web..

To check if you have Peyronie's disease please refer to the diagram (below, this one's bent upwards.) The plaque can be on the top side of the penis or underside. Usually the hardened plaque is characterized by feeling like a piece of "dead tissue" which neither hurts or feels pleasurable when touched.
If you believe you have Peyronies disease then you should consult your doctor for a formal diagnosis..

If it were me, I'd see a doctor or specialist (Urologist) and get it fixed. :tongue:

 

[neo1989]

See, that's the thing. I have been to a urologist. $200 later, he said it wasn't Peyronies, but instead most likely a congenital curvature. But, who knows if he really knew what he was doing. I remember as a kid going through puberty, and every time I got an erection it would hurt like hell. Maybe that's a sign.

 

[surferboy]

it's just how the tissue grows in the cock. if one side is over developed, you get a curve in the opposite direction. it has nothing to do with right handed vs left handed, or jerking off to much as a teen (if that were true, all men would have a really dynamic curve haha)

also, most guys have some kind of curve. be it to the right or the left, or up or down.

now, imo, a bend is if it goes in another direction. like, you have a cock that goes straight out then has a bend to left or right or up or what have you. but bent cock, imo, is one that may be straight, but goes to left starting at the base. i hope that makes sense; it does in my head haha

 

[JetID]

it's really a matter of heredity unless an injury has occurred. a noticeable sharp bend is referred to as bent nail syndrome.

If you try to straighten it, with a hammer, please video tape that.

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

Well, from what I've read traction should do it. I'd get a second specialist opinion, anyway, and mention this to him.

 

[surferboy]

If you try to straighten it, with a hammer, please video tape that.

it'll be a youtube hit! literally!

 

[LeviRiser]

Recently while getting a massage I had an erection, the massage therapist immeditely commented on the curveature. He told me that massage at the base can actually help straighten it somewhat. That is planned for the next session.

 

[Nate_Dawg]

Mine is shaped quite oddly. Firstly it's sort of twisted a bit counter-clockwise as you look at it, then it bends up slightly then down and to the right. Sort of like a banana shape.

I've only had sex with one girl, but she didn't mind at all (it helps being well-endowed I suppose, you look over the other imperfections).