What is the fine for your adventurous life?

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  1. L_Lynn

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    Just for fun! :tongue:

    Read the list of "offenses" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
    Note: fines to be added once, not for how many times you have done it. (Thank goodness!)

    Tally it up and leave a comment with your fine! (Or if you have something else to add that should be fined!)

    Smoked weed--$10
    Did acid or pills--$5
    Ever had sex at church--$25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know who was next to you--$40
    Had sex with someone on LPSG--$25
    Had sex for money--$100
    Ever had sex with someone of different ethnicity--$20
    Vandalized something--$20
    Had sex on your parents bed--$10
    Beat up someone--$20
    Been jumped--$10
    Cross dressed--$10
    Given money to a stripper--$25
    Been in love with a stripper--$20
    Kissed someone whose name you didn't know--$0.10
    Hit on someone of the same sex while at work--$15
    Ever driven after drinking--$20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk--$50
    Used toys while having sex--$30
    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before--$20
    Went skinny dipping--$5
    Had sex in a pool--$20
    Kissed someone of the same sex--$10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex--$20
    Cheated on your significant other--$10
    Cheated on significant other with their relative or closest friend--$20
    Masturbated--$10
    Given oral--$5
    Got oral--$5
    Given/got oral in a vehicle while it was moving--$25
    Stole something--$10
    Had sex with someone in jail--$25
    Made a nasty home video or took pictures--$15
    Had a threesome--$50
    Had sex in public--$20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex--$25
    Been the person having sex with other people in the room--$50
    Stole something worth over a hundred dollars--$20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
    Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (1/2 your age +7)--$$25
    The above but reversed, ie. you were the one under the age--$20
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time--$50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it--$25
    Went streaking--$5
    Went streaking in broad daylight--$15
    Been arrested--$5
    Spent time in jail--$15
    Lied to your mate about sex being good--$25
    Peed in the pool--$0.50
    Played spin the bottle--$5
    Done something you regret--$20
    Had sex with your best friend--$20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work--$25
    Had anal sex--$80
    Lied to your mate--$5

    I'm at $865.10... but I'm sure it will go up as life goes on!
     
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    770.60...I guess I shouldn't behave so innocently anymore....:redface:
     
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    It's higher than I can count.... but ends with $.60
     
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    I lost count, but it was close to $600... Being 100% straight, there are a few things on there I'll never do, so some of you have the opportunity to out score me I guess...
     
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    $745.60
     
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