What is the longest time you've gone without jerking off?

D_Bob_Crotchitch

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Try over 6 weeks peeps. I had five kidney stone surgeries in less than 7 weeks. There was major malpractice, and I almost died 3 times. I had a stent up me for over a month. When they pulled the stent out, the world was not safe.
 
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4 months in army , Im not kidding ... but I cum a few times on sleep... except this I didnt MB this time.
 

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Back in the day (when I was a player), I would have sex 3 times a night...then go home and jerk off alone. Now, in my middle-years (I'm 45), I ONLY jerk off (sometimes 4 times a day). Hell, I forgot the question...
 

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as a Youngster i tried to convince myself it was Bad' so managed to refrain for about .. uuhhmmm 2/3 days
Once i convinced myself it was GOOD
well.....
Have not really stopped...a day at most
(that incls when i had a Partner)
Consider it a pre-requiste for our existence .. i am convinced
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the longest was 40 days and 40 nights... my version of lent. i also restricted porn as well and did survive through it. probably won't do it again but it wasn't as hard as i thought it was going to be. let me tell ya though, i got a lot of shit done in that time.
 

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I'm on my fourth week and have at least another week to go. I've been forbidden from any sexual activity on advice of my doctor until they figure out what exactly is wrong with my plumbing.
 

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A month. I had back to back kidney stone surgeries. I had a stent in me. I was tempted to pull the stent out just so I could wank. The day I went to the doc's and he pulled it out I asked him, "It says to ask the doctor before you engage in sex. When can I have sex?" He said "Tonight". I said "Good. It'll make the world a safer place." He started laughing. Then I held up four fingers and added, "It's been four weeks." His eyes got wide, and he replied, "That's a long time. A very long time." :laughing: