Captain Elephant
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I had hernia surgery in college and was out of commission or emission for three weeks. One of my caretakers was a male nurse who was a friend of my Dad's. He teased me roundly because he had to go back to the pharmacy twice for a larger jockstrap. I had edema which caused my scrotum to swell to over softball size. The jockstrap was strange because it only held my balls and had a hole for my penis to stick out. Pharmacy sent a jockstrap for a 20-year-old. Al called them up and said "send up one for a horse."
Then he told me that my "hose was gonna be stopped up for a while, and when it blows it's gonna blow by itself."
I didn't know what he meant, but I found out! At the end of three weeks when I still didn't even want to think about sex I had a wet dream that soaked my pajama tops and sheets good.
The edema had gone down by then, but it felt comfortable having that jock on. But it pointed my penis outward (and upward when I'd have a nocturnal erection) and kablooey!
The worst part about the whole thing - I was convalescing at my parents and still not well enough to get around real well, so I had to tell her the next morning that my sheets needed changing. Now that's embarrassing.
Then he told me that my "hose was gonna be stopped up for a while, and when it blows it's gonna blow by itself."
I didn't know what he meant, but I found out! At the end of three weeks when I still didn't even want to think about sex I had a wet dream that soaked my pajama tops and sheets good.
The edema had gone down by then, but it felt comfortable having that jock on. But it pointed my penis outward (and upward when I'd have a nocturnal erection) and kablooey!
The worst part about the whole thing - I was convalescing at my parents and still not well enough to get around real well, so I had to tell her the next morning that my sheets needed changing. Now that's embarrassing.