what is the rudest thing you've said during or after sex?

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  1. dave2006

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    I broke up with a chick in high school while laying in bed, post bj.

    Girl:"do you want to lay down for a bit"
    Me:"No, How about I get a shower and take you home"


    Me: "Do you mind if I turned on SportsCenter now?"
     
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    And I thought your dad was a bad lay...must be bad genetics (said this to a female)


    What do you mean your through? I still haven't felt anything. (after a man had supposedly fucked me)



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    If I weren't so fucking loaded I wouldn't be doing this with you......she let me finish, but then again maybe she was thinking the same thing.
     
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    I once said to a guy "You know this is supposed to be fun."

    I also called a ex-boyfriend another guy's name more than once at a critical moment of impact.
     
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    Her technique must have been really bad!
     
  6. Gillette

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    After the guy said "we must be sexual athletes"

    I said "is this the special olympics?"
     
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    Very funny, Gillette.:biggrin1:
     
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    ManiacleMadMan, you have a heart of stone. I luv ya!:tongue:
     
  9. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Well, this one sounds like a rip off of an old joke, but true;

    ME: Well, how was I?

    SHE: Well, I didn't think much of your organ.

    ME: Well, I didn't think I'd be performing in an auditorium!
     
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    Chuck, if you ever come across one that's too loose for you, let us know and we'll submit her to the Guiness Book of Records. She's been "rode too hard," as a friend of mine says.

     
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    You guys need to stop having so much bad sex!
     
  12. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Leave it to a woman to put things in the right perspective.:cool:
     
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    I have said rude things, but the person has liked it. Go fifure!


    Me: Who's pussy is this?

    Her: It's yours, daddy.

    Me: Damn right, this is my fucking pussy!!


    -----


    Me: C'mere you fucking pig bottom you. Bring that ass, fucker!

    Him: Yes sir. Fuck me hard and deep Sir!

    Me: Shut your pie when daddy is fucking you boy!
     
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    :biggrin1: THATS A GREAT LINE!
     
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    Harsh, yet amusing.:smile:
     
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    Why, my dear BronxBombshell, could you recommend something more "fitting" for us?
     
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    (Years ago when I was dating girls)

    ME (On the phone): HELLO --------, Would you like to go to the movies
    tonight?

    SHE: I'll have to ask my mother.

    ME: Well beg her...I've called everyone else and they can't go!


    (I swear...a true story of youthful open-mouth-insert-foot)
     
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    :puppy_dog_eyes:*is feeling suddenly obedient*

     
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    Smooth. You probably had no choice but to cross over: Your dating pool must have shrunk considerably after that exchange.:wink:
     
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    Yes. Good sex. Duh! LOL Seriously, I've nevver needed to be rude in this context. It's from not having much bad sex. I had bad sex once. Then I saw the signs I should have seen in advance that it was going to be bad. Can't dance due to poor rhythm? No sex. Can't kiss? No sex. Drunk? No sex. Inconsiderate? No sex. I have found the rule to be simple but effective: Apply whatever they are doing to a sexual situation. If it doesn't bode well, abort mission. Do not have bad sex.
     
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