what is the rudest thing you've said during or after sex?

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I don't recall having said anything rude, if I correctly understand the meaning of rude in the context of this thread. I mean why would I (I mean intentionaly) be rude to someone I just had sex with?

To me, any definition of 'good' sex is subjective, variable and dependent on many variables which can conspire for or against the experience. In a similar way the same music can be uplifting or induce melancholia depending on mood, circumstance and delivery. I believe the same applies to many such fundamentally emotive activities.

In come circumstances a long standing emotional connection can either add depth or foster familiarity, in the same way a lack of emotional context can add a sense of coarse superficiality or add frission. It all depends on the circumstances, the protagonists, their states of mind and, above all, what each is expecting from the encounter.

In other words I don't believe there is a simple 'checklist'.:smile:
 

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when i'm having sex with a woman that i've known for a while, longer than a year, and if i think she feels the same way, i'll start talking about her race if we're an interracial couple. they always love it, but i make sure all the clues are there first before i say anything.

i definitely would not say some of the things i say to a new woman. the chance they might be offended seems high.
 

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Dirty Videophile said:
(Years ago when I was dating girls)

ME (On the phone): HELLO --------, Would you like to go to the movies
tonight?

SHE: I'll have to ask my mother.

ME: Well beg her...I've called everyone else and they can't go!


(I swear...a true story of youthful open-mouth-insert-foot)

Ooooops...I didn't read the whole topic before I posted. I did not realize it meant before or during sex. Sorry.
 

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I've never been rude during or after sex. To paraphrase d20, it's supposed to be fun so why be rude?

By the way, the thread might as well be titled "If you want to have sex with nice people, avoid these posters at LPSG" :biggrin1:
 

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mercurialbliss said:
I've never been rude during or after sex. To paraphrase d20, it's supposed to be fun so why be rude?
Sex isn't always fun there are some real duds out there...both male and female and sometimes we speak without concern about their feelings...especially on one-shot deals after all there's no desire to have a repeat and I might as well be honest with them (it's for their own good after all)

mercurialbliss said:
By the way, the thread might as well be titled "If you want to have sex with nice people, avoid these posters at LPSG" :biggrin1:
Yeah, I like you too dear...

Keep in mind a person who doesn't admit that the person they are having sex with is lousy isn't doing anybody any favors The keeping quiet method if it is someone you keep having sex with on a regular basis will lead to a major meltdown and possible use of kitchen utensils...
 

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ManiacalMadMan said:
Sex isn't always fun there are some real duds out there...both male and female and sometimes we speak without concern about their feelings...especially on one-shot deals after all there's no desire to have a repeat and I might as well be honest with them (it's for their own good after all)

You can be honest without being rude. I am.

Yeah, I like you too dear...

Good. Glad to see you understand irony.

Keep in mind a person who doesn't admit that the person they are having sex with is lousy isn't doing anybody any favors The keeping quiet method if it is someone you keep having sex with on a regular basis will lead to a major meltdown and possible use of kitchen utensils...

You're assuming I keep quiet about my desires, which I don't. If my wants and needs are not met, my lover will know because i'll tell him. Listening to your lover leads to better sex, plain and simple.
 

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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Well, this one sounds like a rip off of an old joke, but true;

ME: Well, how was I?

SHE: Well, I didn't think much of your organ.

ME: Well, I didn't think I'd be performing in an auditorium!

Good One! :biggrin1:
 

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On bad sex:

In my younger years, I asked a woman once, "Are you satisfaction guaranteed ?" before nailing her.

She replied: "I've never had any complaints !"

I responded, "Well just in case, Could you direct me to where you keep the forms ?, you know, just in case. "

She said, "I don't think you'll be needing any complaint forms tonight."

Afterwards, I asked her:

"Now, where did you say you kept those forms ?

She replied: "I don't have any ! Why are you being such a dickhead ?"

I told her:

Figures, you've either lied to me about the complaints or everyone else has filled out a form and you've run out of them. That, and you haven't gone through them to identify the complaints. And I'm not being a dickhead, I just want you to know that was the worst sex I've ever had and it's always been pleasurable up until a few minutes ago."

She said, "well it must not have been too bad, you were able to come at least."
I replied, "That was 99% me, 1% inspiration and the inspiration wasn't you, I was thinking about someone else."

After that I was told that I had better leave and not come back.

"Get out of here you f*cking @55h*le !" As I recall, were the exact words.

And I responded, after what I just endured, you didn't seriously think I was going to stick around or be back tomorrow for more of this ?

On my way out, I said, "BTW, I think I oughta get a door prize for this, do you have any food ? Maybe a sandwich or something ? Nevermind, if you cook like you f*ck, I'm better off eating @ Denny's. They at least have complaint forms there."
 

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Heather LouAnna said:
My boyfriend at the time came in like..a minute....I told him "I hate you."


He turned into a little bitch about the whole situation. :rolleyes:

Look on the bright side: at least you were obviously satisfying to him....doesn't that say something about your prowess?
 

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If he was just gonna come in one minute, he could just jerked off into my mouth rather than teasing me by fucking me for that time period.

I was hungry at the time anyway. lol
 

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Kinda like McDonalds, hmm?
Something quick, doesn't stay with you very long, and likely not very appetite-satisfying...