what is the rudest thing you've said during or after sex?

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Holy shit. I think I'm hungry. Who wants to make a late night Wendy's run?!?! lol I dont' care much for Wendy's but it's the closest fast food joint to my house...

:T It's right across from the supermarket, but when I go in there at night, men stare at me...so fuck that.
 

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Heather LouAnna said:
Holy shit. I think I'm hungry. Who wants to make a late night Wendy's run?!?! lol I dont' care much for Wendy's but it's the closest fast food joint to my house...

:T It's right across from the supermarket, but when I go in there at night, men stare at me...so fuck that.

What a co-inky-dink, Wendys is the closest Fast Food Place to me too.

It's a conspiracy!!!!!
 

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My nearest Wendy's caught fire yesterday. Truly flame-broiled burgers were served for a while....
It successfully re-opened today, no injuries.
 

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Nah, we weren't off topic. We were still talking about meat.....

I think we may have lost HeatherLouAnna in the last internet glitch though...
 

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Heather LouAnna said:
My boyfriend at the time came in like..a minute....I told him "I hate you."


He turned into a little bitch about the whole situation. :rolleyes:

Well, did you go back and demand satisfaction ? I know when I don't last long (even in my own perception, self-inflicted guilt is the worst.), I do other things for about 20 minutes while the penix is recycling. I find most women have something I can stay preoccupied with for 20 minutes. They may even be satisfied after that and then the roles are reversed, I may be the last thing she wants to do after that foreplay (although, if it's after intercourse, is it still called foreplay ?) ? Anyway, there's still more that can be done to salvage the encounter. I refrained from calling it premature ejaculation, obviously he was ready to blow. Just because he was ready and you weren't doesn't mean it's necessarily premature. Sometimes I over analyze things, can you tell ?
 

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transformer_99 said:
On bad sex:

In my younger years, I asked a woman once, "Are you satisfaction guaranteed ?" before nailing her.

She replied: "I've never had any complaints !"

I responded, "Well just in case, Could you direct me to where you keep the forms ?, you know, just in case. "

Man, that's ASKING for bad sex. You got what you asked for.

Rudest thing I've said? "Stop talking like a porn movie."
 

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curious n str8 said:
My Dear girl I have never had bad sex :tounge-in-cheek: :chairfall: just some sex is better than others :smileysex5:


Is that a reason to be rude? I cannot think of a more valuable thing to share with someone than my body, and I regard my partners the same way. How nice of them to give me their very best possesion for a few hours or however long. So what if it isn't stellar! Not every experience is going to be as good as the best one, of course. But a certain amount of respect is owed.