What is this "real life sex" thing?

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Apparently, my mate says, you can actually do that sex stuff in real life!

It's like it's on the screen but somehow more real!

Imagine that! He must be lying
 

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Yes, but you also have to do all that other real sex stuff like buy it flowers and dinner, cook breakfast in the morning and have your dog sleep on the floor and worst of all have to chat about girl friends, decorating and kids way into the night when all you want to do is roll off and go to sleep.
 

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Apparently, my mate says, you can actually do that sex stuff in real life!

It's like it's on the screen but somehow more real!

Imagine that! He must be lying

Dude! My mate also said a similar things! He said he even touched a boobs! Can you believe it?
 

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Ok... so this explains why it's so hard for a girl to get laid...

no this is

Yes, but you also have to do all that other real sex stuff like buy it flowers and dinner, cook breakfast in the morning and have your dog sleep on the floor and worst of all have to chat about girl friends, decorating and kids way into the night when all you want to do is roll off and go to sleep.
 

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Yes, but you also have to do all that other real sex stuff like buy it flowers and dinner, cook breakfast in the morning and have your dog sleep on the floor and worst of all have to chat about girl friends, decorating and kids way into the night when all you want to do is roll off and go to sleep.

HEY! That's not in any of the porn I watch. Can I claim an exemption?