What is this "real life sex" thing?

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  1. B_FakeSize

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    Apparently, my mate says, you can actually do that sex stuff in real life!

    It's like it's on the screen but somehow more real!

    Imagine that! He must be lying
     
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    that was my reaction too!
     
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    what with like actual people and stuff?
     
  5. B_FakeSize

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    So he reckons yea! He says that it's like in the films where a man takes his winkle-wankle-woo and sticks it into the lady and everything!
     
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    I just don't get where you comming from... That sentence you wrote just don't make sense too me, it's like it is a part from a bigger sentence and your forget the important part...
     
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    I think the text was too small
     
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    It's true. I had sex once.
     
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    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
     
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    Yes, but you also have to do all that other real sex stuff like buy it flowers and dinner, cook breakfast in the morning and have your dog sleep on the floor and worst of all have to chat about girl friends, decorating and kids way into the night when all you want to do is roll off and go to sleep.
     
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    Dude! My mate also said a similar things! He said he even touched a boobs! Can you believe it?
     
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    Woah! You can do that?
     
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    Ok... so this explains why it's so hard for a girl to get laid...
     
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    no this is

     
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    .... Best thread ever.
     
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    I've heard it feels like a bag of sand
     
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    HEY! That's not in any of the porn I watch. Can I claim an exemption?
     
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